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every night before bed you should have your family pass through a hula hoop if any of them have been replaced by puppet people the invisible wires will catch on the hoop
my hair is always kinda fucked up because whenever i pass a mirror i just check out my boobs and move on
the mythical lesbian. some say they’re real. could it be?
there is a cop that lives nearby and their off-duty car is a subaru and it seems unfair that they get to blend in like that, they should have to drive a ram or something like that so everyone knows they're a dickhead
when women have a midlife crisis they call it something like "the lunal equinox phase"
I don’t chase people. I quietly assume they don’t like me and then disappear
my hair is always kinda fucked up because whenever i pass a mirror i just check out my boobs and move on
I'm 1 of 3 sisters, so take this writing tip from me: never have anyone call their sister "sis". Calling them "dude" is much more realistic
scrotum? more like scrotYUM (i don't know where I'm going with this, nowhere i guess)
it is once again right and good to punch every nerd you see wearing glasses
scrotum? more like scrotYUM (i don't know where I'm going with this, nowhere i guess)
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
Big news! We now have our very own teen wolf on display, at least until the Department of Social Services steps in.
the best joke in all of Star Trek is Q asking Worf if he's eaten any good books lately
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Brent Spiner is truly excellent as Data but i still think it would have been fun if they'd casted Arnold Schwarzenegger
