Ann Aguirre

@annaguirre.bsky.social

NYT & USA Today bestselling writer. Enjoys Korean dramas, music, movies, video games, pet photos. The Hocus Pocus Handbook = Sept 1! she/they Wrote Enclave & Strange Love. Lots of books here! You should read them. https://linktr.ee/authorannaguirre

"...Your heart is true You're a pal and a confidant ...if you threw a party Invited everyone you knew You would see The biggest gift would be from me And the card attached would say Thank you for being a friend" --Golden Girls theme song PS - you're welcome for the ear worm

Jesus fucking motorboating Christ, NO. Fuck off, right to the edge of fucking off, fuck off over that edge, hit the very fucking bottom of fucking off, and then fucking crawl away to die in a fucking corner.

Miranda Dickinson@wurdsmyth.bsky.social · 2d ago

Oh HELL no, #Audible. So you're going to not only steal my characters, infringing my copyright and IP, but you're also going to steal the voices of my brilliant audiobook narrators for your utterly crap AI chatbot? Get - and I say this with my whole heart - IN THE SEA! #NoAI

A headline from an online news article that reads: "Audible will soon let you talk to audiobook characters with a new AI feature."

"Why don't people come forward if the assault really happened?" This. This is why. Because they have to relive the trauma endlessly. Professionals pick holes in their story. They have to be perfect in every way to be credible. For a lot of survivors, the burden of proof is too heavy to carry.

For the record, if you have knowledge that someone is talking shit about me privately, please let me remain unenlightened and uninvolved. Neither do I care, nor do I need to know.

Made spaghetti for dinner in the crockpot. Sauce features red beans, tomatoes, peppers, onions, and roasted eggplant, all pureed to creamy perfection. It tastes amazing. Gonna top with hot sauce and cheese and enjoy this feast. If you hate pasta cooked in sauce instead of water, no need to @ me.

If you're a LGBTQIA+ artist, crafter, creator, editor, writer, etc (anything at all, really), drop a link for your goods and/or services here so people can find you. I want to drive funds in your direction.

So I purposely uninstalled Copilot the first time I noticed it on my phone. I have not chosen to reinstall it. Yet I just had to uninstall it AGAIN. I'm absolutely enraged.

Taking a virtual training right now on helping immigrants who have also faced domestic violence, and they literally just said not to use AI tools due to reasons of confidentiality. Anything you tell an LLM, even using a note taking service, might be discoverable. We're being watched. Be mindful.

Taking a virtual training right now on helping immigrants who have also faced domestic violence, and they literally just said not to use AI tools due to reasons of confidentiality. Anything you tell an LLM, even using a note taking service, might be discoverable. We're being watched. Be mindful.

So Draft2Digital thought it was a good idea to send out an email blast, "inviting" authors to take advantage of "Spotify's free audiobook creation offer". (Screencap below) I wonder who on their marketing team thought authors would like to steal from voice actors the way "AI"/LLMs stole *our* work.

"Spotify has an Audiobook offer for you

If you’ve dreamed of turning your stories into audiobooks, but thought production costs were out of reach, our friends at Spotify have an offer for you.

You can make up to five digitally narrated English audiobooks for free using Spotify for Author’s new Audiobook Creation Tools.

This program is currently only available to U.S.-based self-published authors through Spotify for Authors. 

Why use Spotify’s Audiobook Creation Tools?

There’s no exclusivity requirement. Your audiobooks will be available to millions of listeners on Spotify and you can also distribute them everywhere else through Spotify’s integration with Voices by INaudio.
You can choose voices from leading ElevenLabs models.
You can fine-tune your pronunciations.
You can preview everything and make it just right. Your audiobook is ready when YOU say it’s ready.
Did we mention you can create five audiobooks for free?
Why consider adding digitally narrated audiobooks to your offerings?

Human audiobook narration is publishing’s gold standard. Yet not all indies have reached a point in their career where the expense of human audiobook production makes good business sense. Digital narration provides indies the opportunity to reach new readers and test market audiobooks with little to no financial risk. Some indies who are further along in their careers release both human narrated books and digitally narrated books to hit different audiences.

For readers, digitally narrated audiobooks offer a treasure trove of new books and authors to explore that may not have been affordable or accessible before. Any digitally narrated audiobooks are clearly labeled as such for listeners on the platform. 

Ready to offer audiobooks to your readers? Create your Spotify for Authors account today."

the bi fantasy: You're so lucky, you can date anyone. Everyone! All at once! the bi reality: You're a dirty, dirty fence sitter and we don't trust you. *side-eyes*

YouGov@yougov.co.uk · 2w ago

66% of straight women are unwilling to date a bisexual man, our study finds ahead of #BiVisibility Day % unwilling to date bi men Straight women 66% Bi men 15% Gay men 11% Bi women 10% % unwilling to date bi women Straight men 35% Lesbian women 20% Bi men 9% Bi women 3% yougov.com/en-gb/articl...

Willingness to date a bisexual man:
Straight women: 19% willing, 66% unwilling.
Bisexual women: 82% willing, 10% unwilling.
Bisexual men: 78% willing, 15% unwilling.
Gay men: 83% willing, 11% unwilling.

Willingness to date a bisexual woman:
Bisexual women: 89% willing, 3% unwilling.
Lesbian women: 73% willing, 20% unwilling.
Straight men: 53% willing, 35% unwilling.
Bisexual men: 85% willing, 9% unwilling.

the bi fantasy: You're so lucky, you can date anyone. Everyone! All at once! the bi reality: You're a dirty, dirty fence sitter and we don't trust you. *side-eyes*

YouGov@yougov.co.uk · 2w ago

66% of straight women are unwilling to date a bisexual man, our study finds ahead of #BiVisibility Day % unwilling to date bi men Straight women 66% Bi men 15% Gay men 11% Bi women 10% % unwilling to date bi women Straight men 35% Lesbian women 20% Bi men 9% Bi women 3% yougov.com/en-gb/articl...

Willingness to date a bisexual man:
Straight women: 19% willing, 66% unwilling.
Bisexual women: 82% willing, 10% unwilling.
Bisexual men: 78% willing, 15% unwilling.
Gay men: 83% willing, 11% unwilling.

Willingness to date a bisexual woman:
Bisexual women: 89% willing, 3% unwilling.
Lesbian women: 73% willing, 20% unwilling.
Straight men: 53% willing, 35% unwilling.
Bisexual men: 85% willing, 9% unwilling.

Two housekeeping tips that made me feel like facepalming because so helpful & why didn't I think of that: 1)Don't struggle to fold fitted sheets. Take 1 pillow case. Gather fitted sheet, flat sheet, other pillow case. Cram all into pillow case 1. Now your sheets are matched & you can stack.

🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”

The Year is 2036. Every formerly empty store in your local mall has been taken by Spirits. To whit: Spirit Halloween Store Spirit Christmas Store Spirit Fourth of July Store Spirit Arbor Day Store Act now. Decorate your front lawn for Mardi Gras!

If you loved The Hocus Pocus Handbook, please post a few thoughts somewhere. It helps other readers (and me). If you hated it, I doubt I need to invite you to share feedback. People who enthusiastically hate things seem to show up with plenty of steam regardless. 😉

It's my birthday. Great things to do today: - buy my books - donate to an animal charity - contract Etsy witches to cease the nonstop crises in my life from the past 11 months - prayer circle Shawn's vet today doesn't tell me he needs another big expensive dental surgery this year

If you blend 1 c salsa with 1 can of black beans, drained and rinsed, and mix in 1 c of oat flour, then chill dough for 30 minutes. Shape into patties and bake on a pan with parchment paper (if possible) at 400 F, 8-10 minutes per side. These veggie burgers come out awesome.

As it turns out, ruining everything & poisoning food, beverages, soap, and medical supplies is not the way to persuade people your ideas are feasible and well-implemented.