Butterfly in the skyyyy I can fly like 30x higher at least
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Turkeys are the worst birds. Twitch: thefumblebee I don’t do it for the follows or likes but the company is cool
Dogs get all the credit for “big stretch” but say hi to the slinky
I feel the need to clarify that me waking up in Brooklyn confused is a bit, I remember exactly how I got here and why. Tomorrow night when I wake up in the middle of the night in Portugal will send me through a loop though
Ever dozed off for a second and then got real confused that you weren’t in your bedroom?
Btw @sunils.bsky.social and @freckledsprog.bsky.social idk if you care but we all have a shared history. Shouldn’t be hard to guess what that is
Before taking flight I am in Brooklyn for the night. The Beastie Boys rule is no longer in effect
It just took me three tries to guess my own name
Look I hope to be an ally but it’s not something you can claim. It’s a compliment and not a title. Whatever fight you’re trying to advance when you’re in a trench by choice, you can demonstrate that you’re trying. Calling yourself an ally applies pressure on the people around you to keep you
My former best friend was obsessed with the idea of creating longevity. I warned him that he hadn’t thought about the whole guillotine problem
Erin Biba@erinbiba.bsky.social · 6d agoReducing or eliminating clinical trials is actually a huge goal of the billionaire elite, who believe the public should be granted access to medication and act as one big clinical trial and then drugs can be recalled or changed as needed. Because they want to have easier access to “longevity” drugs
Also gotta say this about the early site - there were still a lot of Nazis getting invites
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 6d agoBluesky should go back to invites, continue aggressive bot bans, create a Craigslist-style marketplace (since you’re more likely to buy/get services from a educated or good person on here than any other social network), and market this place like a walled garden protected from enshittification.
I’m leeeeeaving on a jet plane I’ll be back next Sunday
The funny thing is while I begrudge the left some stances I find concerning (I’m on the left I’m just a jackass) it’s undeniable they’re on the march and not even a shade of red
John@jeronimofic.us · 6d agoTrump-endorsed Mike Lindell gets trounced in Minnesota, but Hong (barely) loses in Wisconsin and the story is "What Does It Mean For The Left?"
Except it’s not that, they’re happy to enshittify, it’s been a hinted at goal from the beginning but at the beginning we outnumbered the devs enough to bully them
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 6d agoBluesky should go back to invites, continue aggressive bot bans, create a Craigslist-style marketplace (since you’re more likely to buy/get services from a educated or good person on here than any other social network), and market this place like a walled garden protected from enshittification.
While there is noted irony in complaining about people arriving uninvited in Spain - be respectful when you travel www.nytimes.com/2026/08/12/w...
A Space Expert Hoped to Use the Eclipse as Science Class. The D.J.s Had Other Plans.
Mar Carretero-Castrillo, an astrophysicist, returned to her remote village in Spain to be in the path of totality. Hundreds of partygoers came too.
nytimes.com
I let myself risk running out of cat food and Whitney is trying to eat the empty food bag
I went to a history lecture once where the lecturer described the British response to Iraqi insurgency in the 1920s, dominated by fighter craft, as “constabulary use of air power” He also described how it was a spectacular failure
The same people will shit on European policy and when it’s convenient go “well the other white people do the thing that’s bad for us”
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@sundaedivine.lol · last wk.Doubles as a dashboard accessory. Suction cup sold separately.
Whitney violently complained that I scritched her belly by digging her claws into my arm Where she locked it in place So I could only touch her belly
It’s really odd how something can feel numbed.
Sometimes I am sitting at my computer and I feel a little poke at my side or back and that’s how I know it’s cat attention time
Having raised two cats together is the funniest shit because I’m in the bathroom, the sister is on the sink counter begging for attention and we both just heard something go bump in the night and she starts glaring, watching to gauge her brothers intentions
I haven’t told this story but in the third grade I was in an academically talented program and there was an invention syllabus where we all kept a journal of ideas and there was a small issue because while I had no intention of building one I accidentally desitned a Molotov cocktail
I genuinely feel like this has to be said sometimes, particularly by people who look like me. Pluralistic society fucking rocks so hard.
My boss at my old job was a fighter who hated people he liked being treated poorly. He often had an incorrect read of when we were being treated poorly and erred at the side of fighting battles that didn’t need to be fought (I love him for it) He had a favorite episode of Pokemon.
I only keep one litterbox operational, but I have two. Eli has decided that he wants his own. He found the other one. He is shitting in an empty plastic tub.
we have declared your software legacy. pray we do not deprecate it further.
I signed off streaming and there was immediately a squeaker noise
Sorry I ruined your attempt at a rom-com moment You should really watch where you put your hands when I’m hammering steel
(╯°□°)╯︵ ∀IW@mia-ironeyes.northsky.social · 2w agoSorry I ruined your attempt at a rom-com moment with that rancid burp. In my defense, it was already half out by the time our lips met.