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Fiasco the cat

@fiascothecat.bsky.social

Fiasco is BIG GENIUS can catch any kind of moth even MAMMOTH am still working on hims SCREENPLAY it is very good no u cannot read it (he/him).

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 7d ago

Nobody paying ANY attenshun to Fiasco For DAYS Probly gonna die now (from lack of attenshun) Dis all @octocon.bsky.social fault

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with white toes, dying of ennui in a round green cat bed with a fuzzy white lining. the bed is on a faux-wood desk.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · last wk.

Fiasco was here FIRST Wy is babby TRYIN TO FIT Clearly cannot fit!!!! ALSO IS TOUCHING FIASCO'S MOUSIE TOY!!!!!!!!! Big Friend do something Big Friend Big Friend do something do something

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying sideways on a pretty big rectangular cat bed covered with a blanket (because the heaty pad underneath needs to have something over it). next to me, barely visible, facing forwards, is my horrible horrible interloper babby sister, a fluffy black cat. between us is MY MOUSIE TOY, a white fabric toy with a witch's hat.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 2w ago

Fiasco am having hard day It tough to find time to work on hims screenplay Horrible Babby am unsympathetic Maybe if quick nap on Big Friend's leggy??

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying mostly asleep on top of my owner's leg, not visible under a floral print duvet

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 3w ago

Fiasco am here for a snugle Wat does KEEP CALM & HAIL MEGATRON mean

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, snuggling my owner and resting my head on her chest. she is wearing a black t-shirt with white writing on it and we are in bed.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 3w ago

Important thing is that Horrible Babby cannot fit in here Even tho Fiasco have been... somewhat eaten by shork

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby cat with a white bib, curled up (tho temporarily startled) inside a fabric cat bed that looks slightly like a shark, with a light grey fabric cushion. there are teeth around the opening, for example. mainly i have just come in here to hide from a horrible baby cat.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 4w ago

Well Fiasco am contact hims LAWYER @gianttourtiere.bsky.social & we will see whom is laffing THEN

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com · last mo.

The kitten licked him

an extremely irritated looking fluffy grey tabby sitting on a floral duvet

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · last mo.

Pffffffffffft and also pfft Babby does not know how to pose DIS is how u pose. U got to show ATTITUDE u got to show who is BOSS OF THE ROOM (which is me, Fiasco).

me, fiasco, a large, fluffy grey tabby. i am lying in a round green cat bed with a fuzzy white lining, on top of an old wooden console table. i have one arm hanging over the edge of the bed and the other resting on the edge, sort of like i am driving with one arm hanging out of the open window.

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com · last mo.

Cats and their little poses just kill me Stick leggy UP in the air!

a fluffy black cat in a round faux-fur desk bed. she is lying on her back/side and looking to the right. her little back leggies are stuck up in the air.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · last mo.

Man Big Friend says today is supposed to be SOMETHING SPECIAL but u know what Fiasco got for breakfast Cat food

Jen Donohue@authorizedmusings.bsky.social · last mo.

IT IS WICKHILLS DAY CONGRATULATIONS @premeemohamed.com 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Fiasco have the hardest life Maybe in the WHOLE WORLB Big Friend got up & woke Fiasco up and then TURNED ON LITE Nobody know this level of sufering

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with white toes and green eyes, lying on my side on my owner's bed. i am looking at the viewer with an expression of great suffering.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Extremely imporptant: guard Big Friend and make sure no bad guys come in from hallway or other badness like evil ghost etc or horrible babby for e.g.

me, fiasco, a large grey tabby. i am lying with my back to the viewer, on a pale blue floral duvet cover. i am leaning on my owner's leggy under the duvet.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Well Fiasco am shocked, just SHOCKED

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, photographed on big friend's pale blue floral print duvet. i am looking past the viewer to the right, and my pupils are thin because the room is bright.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Well Fiasco am MAN OF THE HOUSE. Not real sure wat that means but him heard it on the Talking Rectangle once and thought: It Fiasco. Fiasco am... man in house.

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com · 3mo ago

Fiasco is unhappy about the noise and yet is simultaneously like "TIME TO GUARD BIG FRIEND"

a large, fluffy grey tabby lying on a floral print blanket. he is looking to the right. not visible: my legs under the blanket

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Listen ppl World am cold & hard Boobys am warm & soft If u have a booby nearby u can touch it & ur stresses will go down! Big Friend is saying "FIASCO TELL THEM TO GET CONSENT FIRST" but u not need consent if u a cat (pro tip)

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, warm and cozy on my owner's chest, not really caring that i am crushing her lungs. she is a brown woman with black hair and glasses, wearing a green and white t-shirt. we are in bed on a white pillow.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 4mo ago

First of all, no tell Fiasco wat to do

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 4mo ago

NO SMOOCH FIASCO FIASCO AM BIG SERIOUS MAN U MUST SHOW RESPECT @nicolelikessocks.bsky.social

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, in the arms of and being smooched by a white person with curly brown hair, in an office with some books in the background. my expression is basically "no! no! i am the night!!"

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Ew bug

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com · 4mo ago

... Useless

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 4mo ago

U got to razel dazel them!!

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com · 4mo ago

Stick leggy out?

a large, fluffy grey tabby in a round cat bed on top of a wooden table. he is extending one forepaw with white toes and giving a pretty good case of side-eye.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Oh yeah well Fiasco am draw attention of hims lawyer @gianttourtiere.bsky.social to book cover in bakground that clearly sez MAD SCISNSCE Big Friend cannot explain away that one!

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com · 4mo ago

Look at this tiny satan LOOK AT HIM

an extremely satanic fluffy grey tabby with a white bib, sitting and looking slightly upwards. he is on a green, beige, and red floral print rug in front of a carpeted cat tree.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Listen up u horrible babby Fiasco was up here FIRST U cannot just hop up and squish in!! Dis is a ONE CAT SPACE

me, fiasco, a large fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top level of a carpeted cat tree. i have a slight case of airplane ears because there is a fluffy black cat behind me. we are in front of a window overlooking the front yard.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Esscuse?!!??? U went out for SCRIMP and did not bring one back for ME, FIASCO???

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com · 4mo ago

*shocked voice* I was KIDNAPPED by two fronds and we went out for TAPAS (and then I realized I haven't left my property AT ALL since that one trip to the pharmacy and otherwise have just? been in the house? for a month??)

extremely shockingly and unexpectedly, a blue ceramic dish with some garlic shrimp in it, and microgreens garnish. other odds and ends of a half-finished meal around it on a wooden table.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Sometimes Big Friend comes into the room and says "Hey Fiasco! Wat are u SCHEMING" and Fiasco am not even scheme! Hims face just looks like that sometimes! Also paws.

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby. i am sitting in a round green cat bed with a fuzzy white lining, with front paws pressed together in front of me. i do look a little bit like i might be planning some kind of trouble.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Fiasco am... thinking deep thoughts... maybe is time to rite a self-help book to help other not-so-smort people think deep thoughts like Fiasco...

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with green eyes, lying on my back on a brown, red, and blue floral print rug. i am looking up and to the left. one of my deadly fangs is showing and my front paws are tucked.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 5mo ago

There is a. PRETTY BIG. birb outside. Fiasco could probably take him But Big Friend says "Nononono ur little white toes are no match for cobra chicken" Wat does that even mean

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby cat lying on a light blue duvet cover with a colourful floral print. i am photographed from the side, looking very intently straight ahead. my front paws are in front of me.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Big Friend Big Friend can u move horrible babby out of Fiasco's bed Hello are u listening Help

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, sitting on a desk slightly above a round wooden table with a round cat bed on top of it. inside the cat bed is a horrible awful evil maybe even infernal fluffy black cat, resting her chin on the edge, looking to the left.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Fiasco am... AMBUSH PREDATOR NO ONE can see hims

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby entirely hidden underneath a round wooden table, except for back legs and tail sticking out

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Wat if Fiasco had... new fancy author photo...

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top level of a carpet cat tree, looking cool and smart

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Fiasco am not having a good day So much FURNITURE MOVING Big Friend even says I will have to move off DIS STUFF bc 'is on the bed and will need to move bed next' Am being oppress

me, fiasco, a large fluffy grey tabby with green eyes, looking as grump as possible. only my head is visible. my chin is resting on my owner's new blackout blinds (blue with a gold pattern).

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Kitten came over to share Fiasco's spot Big Friend says "Awwwwww" but does not seem to know what DIS LOOK means??? Thought humans were supposed to be the smart ones (Dis look means "PLS REMOVE KITTEN")

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying on the second level of a cat tree, next to a window. next to me (the space is NOT really large enough for two cats) is a fluffy black cat. we are both looking at the viewer.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Fiasco have got... DEDLY FANGS Now u have seen them, carry on ur business as normal

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying in a contorted position in a box lined with a grey fleece blanket. for some reason, i am showing my deadly deadly fangs.

Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Fiasco am dying

Premee Mohamed@premeemohamed.com · 7mo ago

Anyway happy first adoption-versary to Francesca Santa Maria Tonfamecasca Kitten! Who was of indeterminate age when I adopted her, being a waif and a stray, and is now between (they figure) 16-18 months old, so is NOT a kitten any more, but she will ALWAYS be my tiniest baby

a photo of a black kitten from april 2025 -- she is black with a little white tuft on her chest, and is sitting on the second level of a carpeted cat tree, looking to the left, out the window next to the cat tree.