Chanea Bond

@heymrsbond.com

(shuh-NAY) • The Madwoman in the Classroom • nationally recognized, award winning literacy educator • teacher-scholar • mom • your favorite teacher’s favorite English teacher • doc student • #heymrsbond 💛 • she/her

People who are perfectly equipped to moderate a political debate: •anybody who taught kindergarten •the person who says “I love teaching 7th grade” and means it • somebody who’s done time as a middle school AP •the track coach who also teaches 2 sections of a hard history class +

Confessions of a new school administrator: So much of my identity for the last decade has revolved around being an amazing teacher. These days, I feel like I traded that in to be an enforcer of nonsense. +

Thinking about the moms who never imagined their tiny little boys could grow up to be monsters. Praying they love their sons enough to demand accountability. This is about Cornell, but it’s also about America.

‘The Cornell 7’ moniker functions as a way to do the work of ‘not all men.’ There’s a level of distance and plausible deniability in providing a place and a number. But, if we’re honest, it’s a judicial system that values power over the bodies and potential of women and girls.

Nikole Hannah-Jones’s story has been a compelling one to follow, and as a Black parent and an educator, I am simultaneously moved and disappointed. Hannah-Jones writes about race and power, but she devotes much of her article to individual shortcomings to systemic issues.

Today’s my first day of school as an assistant principal. My little sister starts her first official school year as a teacher. Our mom said we’ve gotta go to school 😭

Mom do we have to go to school?
Mom
RISE AND SHINE
Sister
i don't wanna
Me 
I'm sick *cough, cough*
Sister
call the schools for us! tell them we have fevers.
Me 
And we're contagious!
Sister
103 means i need an ice bath or hospital

Today I facilitated professional development for 7th grade English teachers and I started with a round of applause because people who teach middle school deserve all the good things 😅🤣

I’m already exhausted by the respectability politics of this back to school season, specifically as it relates to dress code. Bonnets don’t stop kids from learning, and Black girls don’t need more policing in schools. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Sometimes I come across passages written by she who shall not be named, and I’m shocked by the chasm between her words and her actions. HP was a lighthouse; I wonder if Joanne actually read it. "We're all human, aren't we? Every human life is worth the same, is worth saving."

"Muggles remain ignorant of the source of their suffering as they continue to sustain heavy casualties," said Kingsley. "However, we continue to hear truly inspirational stories of wizards and witches risking their own safety to protect Muggle friends and neighbors, often without the Muggles' knowledge. I'd like to appeal to all our listeners to emulate their example, perhaps by casting a protective charm over any Muggle dwellings on your street.
Many lives could be saved if such simple measures were taken."
"And what would you say, Royal, to those listeners who reply that in these dangerous times, it should be Wizards first'?" asked Lee.
"I'd say that it's one short step from 'Wizards first' to Purebloods first,' and then to 'Death Eaters," replied Kingsley. "We're all human, aren't we? Every human life is worth the same, is worth saving."

Okay—I deleted the post asking for advice! I collected some REALLY GOOD feedback & I’ll be adjusting. Ya girl definitely bit off more than she could chew asking for advice 😅 I have to trust myself, my expertise, my experience as a teacher, my instincts, and my heart for the rest.

Anyone finished Ride or Die?! 2 scenes that are the most perfect representations of girlhood & womanhood in modern television history: 1. At a hostel, a group of young women play into stereotypes in order to solve a problem. It was fun & beautiful.

Today I •built out the framework of my first event as an assistant principal •Worked on a draft my first article for publication •yelled “yeah?! Well you’re not my best friend either!!!” across the house at a three year old Balance

Today I finished The Five Star Weekend and started Ride or Die and it’s so clear that we need more media centered around outrageously attractive and extremely charismatic middle-aged women.