Sixers fan: I would give anything to get a championship The devil, smoking a cig on the broad street line: Anything?

Cindy aka Mrs. Celtics ☘️@mrsceltics.bsky.social · 6d ago

Polymarket partner LeBron James continuing to promote gambling 🤢

eight years ago @lokrobster.bsky.social and I snuck 40s into the Riverview in South Philly (RIP), got hammered during the previews, and when we realized we were watching a movie about people trying to STOP a heist in a hurricane (not pull off a heist), promptly LOST OUR FUCKING SHIT.

FBI Agent: You mean WAS your case. We'll take it from here. Detective: Whatever you say, dog fucker

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."

I'm going to do the trick. I'm going to start practicing.

Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 3w ago

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A healthy marriage is built on -- Trust -- Communication -- Respect -- Delta Rune Theories

You could have your choice of therapy but I recommend comedy The great clown, Pagliacci, Jolene His show has had a rave review, it will reset the inner you Oh, by the way, what's your surname please, Jolene?

Googled the controversial shit Piker actually said and its tamer than 60% of the stuff I heard retirees yell at no kings

Your local drag community getting absolutely WRECKED this week

More books should do the dracula thing where you're like Oh shit, theres a cowboy in this?

Sweating about this with the last few chapters of Dan Da Dan

SungWon Cho@prozdishere.bsky.social · last mo.

my plane activity is reading random shonen jump manga and let me tell you 95% of shonen manga is just this chart, it starts out fun and full of personality and devolves into identical battleslop, sucks

Hell yeah Aliens in the Family, starring John Bedford Lloyd (but no orangutans as far as I know)

Breaking Mayberry@breakingmayberry.bsky.social · last mo.

Just saw a car with a fake license plate that was supposed to say "TGIF THANK GOD I'M FEMALE" but it had three different fonts and the "thank God" part was really tiny so it basically just said "TGIF I'M FEMALE" Anyway our upcoming miniseries is also about TGIF so that's a good way to announce it.

Just saw a car with a fake license plate that was supposed to say "TGIF THANK GOD I'M FEMALE" but it had three different fonts and the "thank God" part was really tiny so it basically just said "TGIF I'M FEMALE" Anyway our upcoming miniseries is also about TGIF so that's a good way to announce it.

Said executive spent $40M on Claude licenses and consultants from Visionz AI. Now he's trying to weasel it into as many things as possible before he gets crucified.

Cheryl Lynn Eaton@cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · last mo.

The more that stories like this get leaked, the more I'm convinced that there's some exec that everyone hates pushing AI and creators are rushing to make up useless busywork for a program to do just to get the exec to shut up and go away.

The more that stories like this get leaked, the more I'm convinced that there's some exec that everyone hates pushing AI and creators are rushing to make up useless busywork for a program to do just to get the exec to shut up and go away.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · last mo.

The art book for ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ reveals that generative AI was used in concept design of NYC for the film. (Source: thedirect.com/article/spid...)

ive seen too many scooby-doo reboots in my life. We're done with scooby. You wanna remake a cartoon you gotta do one of the other hanna barbera freaks. huckleberry hound. gay pink panther. that little donkey that wears a sombrero (racist?)

Okay I didn't mean to create an evil matchup it just sort of happened

Breaking Mayberry@breakingmayberry.bsky.social · last mo.

THIS EPISODE OF GOON ROYALE. MATCHUP ONE: The alien lackeys of THE FIFTH ELEMENT face off against the... Cuban army and the KKK of BAD BOYS II. okay look sometimes brackets do weird things, seeding is hard LISTEN WHERE YOU GET PODS pod.link/BreakingMayb...

NEW EPISODE: Film Critic @ctnash91.bsky.social joins the next installment of GOON ROYALE to talk about the henchmen, flunkies, and lackeys of action films like HARD BOILED, CON AIR, THE FIFTH ELEMENT, and BAD BOYS II Quit your normal gooning and listen to this gooning: pod.link/BreakingMayb...

GOON ROYALE EPISODE 3: Put the Bunny in the Basket (w/ Charlie Nash)

Listen to GOON ROYALE EPISODE 3: Put the Bunny in the Basket (w/ Charlie Nash) from Breaking Mayberry wherever you get your podcasts!

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The term cancel culture managed to take professional investigative journalism, victims speaking out, and random internet beefing and roll them into a big, noisy mess. Pretty ingenious way to dilute it.

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · last mo.

It was always obvious that “cancel culture” was a fake threat ginned up by reactionaries to inflate the authoritarian threat of the left. The best evidence for this? The spree of cancellations they have embarked on since taking power. It’s the bulk of what they’ve done!

Harry and Ron frantically driving out to the middle of nowhere after Dobby OD's in North London. Harry said they were going to the hospital.

My Name is Grant@mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Our hero buried his ET slave in a shallow divot of sand on the side of the highway. This must be celebrated

Shout out to Roadhouse knife shoe guy, who fucking sucks

Breaking Mayberry@breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ALSO THIS EPISODE OF GOON ROYALE: Comparing flunkies, goons, henchmen and their best goon deaths. MATCHUP 2: SINNERS (2025) vs ROAD HOUSE (1989), a matchup that really only makes sense in this specific context we swear! Listen up! pod.link/BreakingMayb...

Inventing Goon SABRmetrics by following You're Next through the tournament

Breaking Mayberry@breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 2mo ago

THIS EPISODE OF GOON ROYALE: Which movie has the best goons, henchmen, flunkies AND the best goon deaths? MATCHUP 1: ROBOCOP (1987) vs YOU'RE NEXT (2011). Listen up: pod.link/BreakingMayb...

THIS EPISODE OF GOON ROYALE: Which movie has the best goons, henchmen, flunkies AND the best goon deaths? MATCHUP 1: ROBOCOP (1987) vs YOU'RE NEXT (2011). Listen up: pod.link/BreakingMayb...

This is easily one of my favorite things we've ever recorded and features a wild plot twist

Breaking Mayberry@breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 2mo ago

NEW EPISODE: Our action movie franchise GOON ROYALE returns with @jeffstormer.gobirds.online coming by to talk about the henchmen and flunkies of You're Next, Robocop, Sinners, and Road House (solidly in the top five cocainiest films ever made). LISTEN YOU GOONS: pod.link/BreakingMayb...

*frantic searching face* "hey guys that's a weiner" New episode of Breaking Mayberry up wherever you get podcasts: pod.link/BreakingMayb...

Hope to one day recapture earnest joy and whimsey that Ebert and Roger Corman experience when they talk about boobs

The GenZ mind cannot comprehend the I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched Power Hour. An entire ½hr of Veteran & Submissive Magic Wife Who Leaves When Your Friends Show Up followed by Salaryman & Mischievous Magic Wife Whose Mother Never Leaves These were The Two Lifestyles. And we used to masturbate to it

Mad About You cares not for your human notions of "plot cohesion" and "conclusions". It is Mad About You. It is not called "Normal About You." New episode of our Mad About You miniseries is now out on all podcast platforms. pod.link/BreakingMayb...

Birds are going to have the first coach to fall in love with an AI girlfriend, lets goooo

Zach Berman@zberm.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Nick Sirianni explored ChatGPT this offseason in keeping the message fresh entering Year 6. He also knows the Eagles could create their own answers. Free to read on @TheAthletic: Taking Sirianni's temperature on change, expectations, and appreciation: www.nytimes.com/athletic/745...

Pennsylvania is the south without food and the widwest without manners. The only good thing about it is Philly and maybe Pittsburg, I've only been there once. Image search their fuckin pizza.

jesse@jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Name the U.S. state you loathe the most, I don't care what the reason is unless it's like weird or bigoted