Okay I didn't mean to create an evil matchup it just sort of happened

Breaking Mayberry@breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 24h ago

THIS EPISODE OF GOON ROYALE. MATCHUP ONE: The alien lackeys of THE FIFTH ELEMENT face off against the... Cuban army and the KKK of BAD BOYS II. okay look sometimes brackets do weird things, seeding is hard LISTEN WHERE YOU GET PODS pod.link/BreakingMayb...

NEW EPISODE: Film Critic @ctnash91.bsky.social joins the next installment of GOON ROYALE to talk about the henchmen, flunkies, and lackeys of action films like HARD BOILED, CON AIR, THE FIFTH ELEMENT, and BAD BOYS II Quit your normal gooning and listen to this gooning: pod.link/BreakingMayb...

GOON ROYALE EPISODE 3: Put the Bunny in the Basket (w/ Charlie Nash)

Listen to GOON ROYALE EPISODE 3: Put the Bunny in the Basket (w/ Charlie Nash) from Breaking Mayberry wherever you get your podcasts!

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The term cancel culture managed to take professional investigative journalism, victims speaking out, and random internet beefing and roll them into a big, noisy mess. Pretty ingenious way to dilute it.

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 3d ago

It was always obvious that “cancel culture” was a fake threat ginned up by reactionaries to inflate the authoritarian threat of the left. The best evidence for this? The spree of cancellations they have embarked on since taking power. It’s the bulk of what they’ve done!

Harry and Ron frantically driving out to the middle of nowhere after Dobby OD's in North London. Harry said they were going to the hospital.

My Name is Grant@mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 5d ago

Our hero buried his ET slave in a shallow divot of sand on the side of the highway. This must be celebrated

Shout out to Roadhouse knife shoe guy, who fucking sucks

Breaking Mayberry@breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 7d ago

ALSO THIS EPISODE OF GOON ROYALE: Comparing flunkies, goons, henchmen and their best goon deaths. MATCHUP 2: SINNERS (2025) vs ROAD HOUSE (1989), a matchup that really only makes sense in this specific context we swear! Listen up! pod.link/BreakingMayb...

Inventing Goon SABRmetrics by following You're Next through the tournament

Breaking Mayberry@breakingmayberry.bsky.social · last wk.

THIS EPISODE OF GOON ROYALE: Which movie has the best goons, henchmen, flunkies AND the best goon deaths? MATCHUP 1: ROBOCOP (1987) vs YOU'RE NEXT (2011). Listen up: pod.link/BreakingMayb...

THIS EPISODE OF GOON ROYALE: Which movie has the best goons, henchmen, flunkies AND the best goon deaths? MATCHUP 1: ROBOCOP (1987) vs YOU'RE NEXT (2011). Listen up: pod.link/BreakingMayb...

This is easily one of my favorite things we've ever recorded and features a wild plot twist

Breaking Mayberry@breakingmayberry.bsky.social · last wk.

NEW EPISODE: Our action movie franchise GOON ROYALE returns with @jeffstormer.gobirds.online coming by to talk about the henchmen and flunkies of You're Next, Robocop, Sinners, and Road House (solidly in the top five cocainiest films ever made). LISTEN YOU GOONS: pod.link/BreakingMayb...

*frantic searching face* "hey guys that's a weiner" New episode of Breaking Mayberry up wherever you get podcasts: pod.link/BreakingMayb...

Hope to one day recapture earnest joy and whimsey that Ebert and Roger Corman experience when they talk about boobs

The GenZ mind cannot comprehend the I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched Power Hour. An entire ½hr of Veteran & Submissive Magic Wife Who Leaves When Your Friends Show Up followed by Salaryman & Mischievous Magic Wife Whose Mother Never Leaves These were The Two Lifestyles. And we used to masturbate to it

Mad About You cares not for your human notions of "plot cohesion" and "conclusions". It is Mad About You. It is not called "Normal About You." New episode of our Mad About You miniseries is now out on all podcast platforms. pod.link/BreakingMayb...

Birds are going to have the first coach to fall in love with an AI girlfriend, lets goooo

Zach Berman@zberm.bsky.social · 4w ago

Nick Sirianni explored ChatGPT this offseason in keeping the message fresh entering Year 6. He also knows the Eagles could create their own answers. Free to read on @TheAthletic: Taking Sirianni's temperature on change, expectations, and appreciation: www.nytimes.com/athletic/745...

Pennsylvania is the south without food and the widwest without manners. The only good thing about it is Philly and maybe Pittsburg, I've only been there once. Image search their fuckin pizza.

jesse@jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 4w ago

Name the U.S. state you loathe the most, I don't care what the reason is unless it's like weird or bigoted

Yeah your team lost but the Americans are starting this whole explosive diarrhea thing so its probably a good time to head out

TOMORROW! Party of One Says GO BIRDS with a special two-person episode, recorded LIVE at Unity Java - Umbria in Philadelphia! We're hitting the beach with @schneidremarks.bsky.social and @lokrobster.bsky.social in a game of CHARACTERS WELCOME! Presented by Party of One and @plusoneexp.bsky.social

Platner thing feels like the increasingly convoluted hypothetical scenario you'd toss at a stubborn utilitarian.

Longshot podcast guest calf callout: do I have any followers/connections who write about or work in the love/dating/relationship space that would be willing to do a podcast episode? Bonus points if you do politics and dating specifically.

[Watching soccer for the first time] we need to talk about how dangerous this sport is

Cannot believe the absolute poetry the announcers are spitting at the Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest. These men are bards.

Worth remembering that the Harris campaign had a shitload of cash but didn't build any sort of ground game in philly. Volunteers were working out of church basements with their own money. They did run ads in unflippable Florida districts for "trolling".

Colin Spacetwinks@spacetwinks.bsky.social · 2mo ago

vindicated on my longheld belief that the dems could've won way more often even without giving lefties like me anything if they just poured money into the basic on the ground fundamentals instead of consultants and ads, but they don't, didn't, and won't

NEW (old) EPISODE! In this unlocked Patreon Bonus episode, Dan tries to torture Marty with a 1980s anime about Dracula and his family. What if the biggest problem with Dracula wasn't the blood thing, but just that he's a dick? LISTEN AND FIND OUT! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/u...

UNLOCKED BONUS: Everybody hates Dracula!

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I had very brief stint as a private investigator through craigslist. We solved one case, I was almost carjacked in the process. I was 26.

Kayla Cromer Official@kaylacromer.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

Lanky Kong once brought a loaded handgun to the set of DK 64. He's sober now and working the convention circuit, but none of the cast talk to him.

Hey hot dog

Its insane how much of this was just Sam Altman. He promised the billionaires he could obliterate the middle class overnight. When it couldn't do that, they had to frantically turn this weapon into a product.

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2mo ago

It’s hard to imagine any technology that has ever fucked it this badly, and purely through arrogance, it’s like if the people who invented the car decided to showcase its utility by driving over your family dog and then backing up and doing it again, and also the car sucked and was bad

If anyone is wondering what the next thing is, I'm listening to an AI guy go off about nuerolink ecommerce right now

Introducing the most deranged thing I've ever done: A 32-seed tournament to determine which movie has the best goon deaths of all time.

Breaking Mayberry@breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 3mo ago

📣 New Podcast! "GOON ROYALE Episode 1: Marty Gets Killed by a Baby (w/ Adam Teterus)" on @Spreaker

Look, the circumstances surrounding their death are tragic. But I dont think we should whitewash someone's legacy simply because they died in a controversial way. And the reality is, The Radio Star was no angel,

The Subway Takes guy must know he's on borrowed time. He's one 100% agree from complete oblivion, it's inevitable.