Doug Funnie was the dude who tased himself in the balls and died on January 6th. This is Official "Doug" Canon.

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 8h ago

35 years ago today, ‘Doug’ premiered on Nickelodeon.

You can (and should) rag on nu-garage guys like Jack White but a big part of their popularity in the mid-00s was that the state of rock/alt was fucking DIRE just before they showed up.

assbutt@nasboat.org · 19h ago

roughly 25 years ago: 9/11 was about to happen, but we already were going through a national disaster on the modern rock charts

I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad the grunts and squeals for Muncher were provided by Josh Gad

Definitely the four I've gotten the most use out of.

My Pun Killed Steve Albini@texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 3d ago

What would you put on the Mount Rushmore of all time Tweets? (Mount Rushmore means 4. Do not be a coward and hedge by saying more than 4. Make a decision. (Less than 4 is fine though))

Moon's Haunted You KICK Miette I'm Not Owned Many Questions Answered by my Shirt

My Pun Killed Steve Albini@texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 3d ago

What would you put on the Mount Rushmore of all time Tweets? (Mount Rushmore means 4. Do not be a coward and hedge by saying more than 4. Make a decision. (Less than 4 is fine though))

ALSO THIS EPISODE OF GOON ROYALE: Comparing flunkies, goons, henchmen and their best goon deaths. MATCHUP 2: SINNERS (2025) vs ROAD HOUSE (1989), a matchup that really only makes sense in this specific context we swear! Listen up! pod.link/BreakingMayb...

Me, waiting for Basil & Errol to duel. #TCMParty

Giddy Grin

Alt: Ron Swanson giddy with excitement

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Thinking about bands that I was into as a kid, I think being into Everclear is WAY more embarrassing than listening to like, Creed.

AGLAB.

Leon "Used to Be Cat" Richardson@catlinggun.bsky.social · 5d ago

Has no one said Green Lantern yet? (Which one? Dealer's Choice)

Impossible to watch any low rent horror film from the late 80s to early 90s without Dennis Miller showing up like a fart.

Listen to this podcast because if nothing else I can tell you how much YOU'RE NEXT fucking rips.

Breaking Mayberry@breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 5d ago

THIS EPISODE OF GOON ROYALE: Which movie has the best goons, henchmen, flunkies AND the best goon deaths? MATCHUP 1: ROBOCOP (1987) vs YOU'RE NEXT (2011). Listen up: pod.link/BreakingMayb...

NEW EPISODE: Our action movie franchise GOON ROYALE returns with @jeffstormer.gobirds.online coming by to talk about the henchmen and flunkies of You're Next, Robocop, Sinners, and Road House (solidly in the top five cocainiest films ever made). LISTEN YOU GOONS: pod.link/BreakingMayb...

GOON ROYALE EPISODE 2: He's Just A Little Guy! (w/ Jeff Stormer)

Listen to GOON ROYALE EPISODE 2: He's Just A Little Guy! (w/ Jeff Stormer) from Breaking Mayberry wherever you get your podcasts!

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"midwestern corn is way better than corn anywhere else" sure buddy if that idea gets you through february in minnesota i won't try to take it away from you

This is easily one of my favorite things we've ever recorded and features a wild plot twist

Breaking Mayberry@breakingmayberry.bsky.social · 5d ago

NEW EPISODE: Our action movie franchise GOON ROYALE returns with @jeffstormer.gobirds.online coming by to talk about the henchmen and flunkies of You're Next, Robocop, Sinners, and Road House (solidly in the top five cocainiest films ever made). LISTEN YOU GOONS: pod.link/BreakingMayb...

#birdbot

whenever I talk about my husband and our relationship I'm like "i don't want to brag or anything" but that's a lie. I do want to brag. I love bragging and I love my husband

what I'm learning from this billy joel documentary is that when you find yourself in a tricky life situation, you can always get yourself back out of it by writing a legendary pop song

Mad About You cares not for your human notions of "plot cohesion" and "conclusions". It is Mad About You. It is not called "Normal About You." New episode of our Mad About You miniseries is now out on all podcast platforms. pod.link/BreakingMayb...

"Now, I have just one more thought that's bothering me, can't get it out of my head. Now you recently purchased a brand-new Mercedes-Benz for your girlfriend. Nice car. I thought about getting one myself but the missus, she said it was impractical. Is it possible, Sir, your ex got wind of this?"

"Now, sir, it's my understanding that you and your ex, you didn't have any children, is that correct? Did you perhaps share any mutual friends? No, huh? Well then, I can't help but wonder why she was trying to contact you well after midnight? What was it that she wanted? What did she need?"

Everyone appreciates a lil weird guy

I love you too, Robocop

Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · 6d ago

I love you.

We could have had a perfect Superman/Clark Kent casting if Hollywood wasn’t cowards

bobcasamacas.bsky.social@bobcasamacas.bsky.social · 7d ago

It was this picture.

I haven't felt great about the future of my career since the guys in charge decided a predictive text generation bot can do my job but had a talk with a friend yesterday that reminded me of my skills and motivated me to look at jobs again. But all the jobs involve the predictive text generation bot

Director George P. Cosmatos' OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN is a wicked man-versus-rat thriller starring Peter Weller in his first lead role. VS is scratching and gnawing to deliver you this fast-moving chiller in 4K UHD, newly scanned from its original camera negative. 🐀 Order link in comments 🐀

i am a socialist and i drive a subaru and i am generally greatly disappointed and i have no fucking clue what any of this means

Dan O’Sullivan@osullyville.bsky.social · 7d ago

Nope, nice try. Not doing this to myself. You'll have to kill my ass

Our newest episode features the return of Marty's Comix Korner, where Marty regales Dan and special guest @macknaw.bsky.social with stories of Newspaper Spider-Man and his friends in high places. cc: @jfruh.bsky.social Listen where you get pods: pod.link/BreakingMayb...

you scoff, but to me, the knowledge that every day on bluesky, someone discovers the concept of a joke for the first time, it is beautiful