So excited to ruin all my progress on being a morning person (derogatory) over the long weekend.

This is my favorite post today!

Night Fae@femmeandfauna.bsky.social · 5h ago

I complimented a girl’s glittery cat ears last night and she just took them off and gave them to me, and said “keep them, this is how they reproduce”

Come on octopus girlies

@t3dward.bsky.social · 13h ago

Septentacle - we could use more krakens

Okay people we had mermay and smaugust, what’s the fantasy creature theme for September?

Stupefyin' Jones & Julie Newmar

Idc how comfy they are they’re UGLY!!!!!!!! THEY ARE UGLYYYYYYYY

Ra¥mundo. ⁂@ray.blacksky.app · 3d ago

Crocs are gross

One day I will be too mature to use increasingly weird depictions of The Metamorphosis to explain how gross my face is to my sister BUT NOT TODAY!

My dad (92 years old!) has lost his lease in #NYC because building was sold. He must be out of the office by end of the year. So if you or anyone you know might be interested in #vintage #beads, #stones, #crystals, #chain, or other #jewelry parts or supplies, check out CJSSales.com Please share!

Maybe Democrats should use the phrase "Get Shit Done" (active, normal language) instead of "Abundance" (vague, consultant-speak)? The most convincing parts of 'Abundance' had to do with getting shit done and solving problems.

Good morning to everyone doing the fresh haircut new backpack routine

Am I the only person who thinks Mondale was more handsome than Nixon because it’s not actually close for me.

This is my favorite post today!

BlueHighwind Ver.BlueSky@bluehighwind.bsky.social · 3d ago

Congratulations to Peter Lorre for finally ascending to full honorary Loony Tune as of Coyote vs Acme. He’s spent a century now as a stock cartoon voice in everything from Ren and Stimpy to Aladdin to Pajama Sam. This is what iconic really means.

Hi NC, I will be performing in Fayetteville over Labor Day weekend. If you're nearby, Please come see me!

Living dangerously (Costco the Sunday before school starts)

scientists are just people who heard “fuck around and find out” and took it as a job description

This is my favorite post yesterday. I’m not home yet, it’s still Saturday.

Nome@nome.bsky.social · 4d ago

Having completed her rounds, she has settled into finding the best spot on the couch to be cuddled up against me. Fuck it. I have a cat.

God I love gay gogo boys

That’s not enough of Manhattan

If you are in line to compliment @nadiazand.bsky.social STAY IN LINE

Me at the Stonewall later

Having one of those nights where I am not happy with any of my dresses and the problem is actually me.

Give me Steve Strange blush or give me death.

Anna Zand@annazand.bsky.social · 5d ago

I prefer people who put a shitload of effort into personal presentation. Beau Brummell was the WORST and we should fully return to styling that eats the room.

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I am convinced a lot of self identified straight men are asexual and just performing social norms.

Hey, if you know anyone in Brooklyn, Sunset Park specifically, who recently lost a cat, I found this very personable (and LOUD) little polydactyl on 53rd and 2nd. She's unbelievably sweet. I would love to reunite her with her people

This is my favorite post today! I need to increase my champagne budget!

Micah@rincewind.run · 5d ago

the Milo thing is an early preview of the next two years once November makes clear just how much of a failure this admin is, and they lose control of Congress, the backstabbing will truly begin in earnest

I have finally decided my breakers are good enough to understand how terrible Raygun was in the Olympics and good gracious nobody will read you like a small child.

Girl put that picture next to twink death in the merriam webster!

Exiting the big water to go soak in the small water.

SPLASH TIME