Anna Zand
@annazand.bsky.social
I’m a really fantastic burlesque performer and I’ve danced in NYC for more than a decade. Married gay sparkle mom! 🏳️🌈
Everything is just a series of pop up emergencies but I’m good in a crisis
Me: oh a pterodactyl Bestie disgusted: that’s a pterosaur
Sorry I’m late, one of the items in the Rube Goldberg machine that I use to pretend to be normal in the mornings got moved.
More astounding innovative palaeoart by Chinese graduate students. This time dinosaur dioramas locked in epoxy, with Tyndall effect (小红书: 念崽不会画画) 📍CAA Grad Show, Zhejiang Art Museum
The kids are out here getting looks mogged when they could be getting books mogged, is what I’m saying
7: HE RAN OVER MY FOOT! Me: is it broken? 5: do we have to replace it with robot foot? Kid stole my line and I am cracking up!
We filmed scenes for "Joker" on a subway train we rented and drove on live tracks. So yes there were a bunch of New Yorkers who looked up and saw a full-on ultraviolent clown riot happening on the next train over
Beautiful day to stay inside and figure out how much coffee will calibrate my concentration today.
I bitch about this CONSTANTLY. My kids hate General Motors.
David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 3d agoIs everyone aware of the General Motors streetcar conspiracy? In the mid-20th century, auto and oil interests bought up electric streetcar systems across the US and systematically replaced them with bus routes and paved roads, funneling commuters toward private cars.
Girls only want one thing and it’s to be swept away by the fae never to return
Boy who is finally tall enough to do carnival rides yelling FAST IS AWESOME!
Prima is using one of my top two performance songs, this is my happy place.
Lipstick on my electric toothbrush, the 40 year old gay showgirl story
I have the prettiest date in the speakeasy and it’s not close
A dancer and "self-described house boy" named Darrell, photographed by Joel Meyerowitz in Provincetown (1983) Despite the paucity of Black people in Ptown, this iconic image became the cover of Meyerowitz's book documenting life in the seaside village at the end of Cape Cod. #BlackProvincetown
i’m getting pretty old so here’s a general reminder: don’t forget to throw me into a woodchipper before i become a burden
my gf was trying to gas me up and told my 9yo "your dad is one of the smartest people I know" and she deadpanned "you need to meet more people" crushed both of us with 6 words like Hemingway
The other day at the grocery store I told a woman I loved her cute green shoes, which matched her cute green top, and her whole face lit up and she told me the story of how she bought them Giving another woman a compliment is a great way to get a little serotonin boost btw
cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 7d agoyesterday a lady told me my blue dress was such a good color on me and I was like cool, I would die for you. I would follow you into battle and throw myself on a grenade