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24 Evil Vampire Dyke 🏳️⚧️ Toxic & You love me 💞 :3 Hopelessly attached to physical objects Pathological furry Sourpuss appreciator Pfp by @deceased-bunny
Tumblr banned porn so now I seek an erotic thrill by watching the wax ripple down a candle while taking my bath
"I want your things in my room I miss you all of the time, I search your cock on the Internet just to see what I'll find"
girl your pussy is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside
Two partners and they both look at my Blahaj with envy
WHO UP HAVING COMPLEX, NUANCED, AND OFTEN CONTRADICTORY FEELINGS‼️‼️‼️📣📣📣
Watching my phone night time mode turn on: awesome! Yellow screen so nice on the eyes! Watching the phone night time more go off: evil. Why am I awake. Why did you give back the blue light to me. I am blind.
Straight up eating mussels for dinner 😋 and then going to bed somewhere in the legally mandated 8 hr gap between my night shift and morning shift
My bisexual trainee has a straight hookup after work #gomyscarab
doing impact play with your cartoon gf using a piano and an anvil
it's an agile goat's world and we are just living in it
coyote gf who holds up a "oh!" sign right before she cums
Any other Tgirls get told that they remind people of someone else often? Like people r always saying to me "didn't I see you on tv? Do you work at the art gallery? Do you work at the library?" Like 2x today and 4x this week I think I either have doppelgangers or I look like every other local Tgirl
Need to be on injections so bad but all my partners have strong aversions to needles and I don't wanna do it myself - gonna become a chaser but I chase people who find administering injections hot
Short-term life goal achieved: eat a hearty home-made classic beef stew in a wooden bowl with wooden spoon just like in movies and ougohugohhghghg mmmmyoammyy......
I gotta steal shit from tumblr more often y'all love my stolen Jpegs
If I made stew any tastier it'd kill all who ate it because they got exploded by alllll the flavourrrrrr
pissing the girl with the hypno kink off cuz she keeps expecting me to use it for sex but I just use it to make her reassureebthat i'm her friend and i love her. okay and maybe a couple of times i used it to get 10 bucks but listen i really need the mone
JFK when he drives by the Texas School Book Depository
cynthia loves u@lesbiats.bsky.social · 5d agoOH FUCK ITS SHOT DAY
Corruption of Champions girl: you know this succubus milk gave me tits that weigh as much as a small goblin Trials in Tainted Space girl high on Dumbfuck: wow that's so cool, do you wanna fuck me until im a valley girl
saw a post recently along the lines of "it's insane to keep photos of you & ur ex up on ur insta" and I had such a visceral reaction of just like 'ok well that's wrong' because like. Just because the relationship soured doesn't mean love wasn't shared? God forbid a bitch want to remember how it was
me regarding just about literally everything ever if i'm being honest
Pornhub Out of Context@nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 6d ago