Who up wrecking it⁉️⁉️⁉️ And by it I do mean.... My shimp ⛵⛵⛵
Me when a genie gives me 3 wishes, thinking I can solve all world problems with my 3rd wish: can I have my green winter hat and my pastel winter hat back Genie: a winter hat is 1.5 wishes Me: noooo
stupid loud fireworks out my window againnnn i am so sick of this
Lunch is for SUCKERS if I eat breakfast late enough and dinner early enough I can have 33% more meal per meal #protestantism #forgoingpleasure #efficiency
we should be spending our money on important things like blimps looming over every major metropolitan area
decided I'm gonna start getting really irresponsible with money
never think to yourself "wow this new medication isn't giving me any side effects yet :)" it's a trap and you're actually about to lose your marbles big time
Beer before wine, spider looking fine - wine before beer, spider grows near
eating my expired mac and cheese. so hopefully this is not the last you hear from me
my favourite puzzle game that i open and immediately get pissed off and then close again
i think i like swatching markers more than i actually like colouring
if you guys really loved me you'd put me in the microwave for a carefully calculated amount of time until im warm and tender throughout but not burnt or crispy on the outside
no more DSM no more diagnostics no more psychology as a field. from now on there are two kinds of crazy: « bugs everywhere » and « everyone hates you » and they each exist on a scale of 1-10
i think maybe i have some new disorder where i need to be touching another human at least 85% of the time or my brain forgets to produce serotonin.
Breaking news: world's nicest girl convinces herself she's a heartless bitch
what if instead of beating the horse we nourished her with oats
the best part about late summer is the bedtime spider
changing your sheets is so scary cause you can find all kinds of things
i can't come to the function sorry my room is too messy and it's making me violent
i wish i could care about media like everyone else does. seems so nice to be able to get joy and fulfillment like that
the suspicious wounds on my boyfriend’s body are unrelated to my thriving menagerie of leeches #thrivingmenagerieofleeches