😂😂 #SheShed

Mr. Miyagi taught balance. Trump watched Karate Kid once and thought “tariff on, tariff off” meant slap 145% tariffs on China, crash markets, then panic-pause the whole mess. This isn’t strategy—it’s a toddler flailing in a gi made of ego.

Oh, so France wants the Statue of Liberty back? Can’t blame them—she’s been standing in New York for 140 years watching America crack down on immigrants, ban books, and flirt with fascism. Probably just wants to go somewhere that actually still believes in ‘Liberty.’

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Today we honor the Irish spirit: resilience, luck, and the ability to function after questionable decisions. Just like Congress—except the Irish actually get things done after a few rounds. ☘️🇮🇪 #Sláinte #GreenBeerAndGridlock

If only I could monetize MAGAt stupidity + ignorance:

Where is Mr Wendell?

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Michael McFaul is an American academic & diplomat who served as the US ambassador to Russia from 2012 to 2014. We need his voice right now on BlueSky, but his account is barely off the ground. Can we all please do what we can to boost his followers so he spends time HERE?! @mcfaulmike.bsky.social

a man in a knight 's armor says we would do well to follow him on netflix

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I’m the dairy farmer running to replace Elise Stefanik in New York’s 21st Congressional District. Can you repost this, give me a follow, and help spread the word?

YIKES. “Throughout history, tyranny has been limited by human frailty. Dictators tire. … They must sleep. … “AI fundamentally changes this equation. … [W]e face the prospect of systems of control that never sleep, … and … can … identify patterns of resistance before they even fully form.”

Mike Brock 🇺🇸@brockm.bsky.social · 2y ago

The age of human tyranny was cruel—but flawed. AI tyranny will be perfect. It will know you better than you know yourself. It will shape your reality before you resist. And if we lose democracy now, we may never get another chance to win it back

Democrat @GayForCongress.bsky.social is running in the April 1, 2025 special election to the U.S. Congress to represent Florida's 1st CD Gay is an excellent candidate to fill the seat vacated by Matt Gaetz #LiveBlue #ResistanceUnited #ONEV1

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been! with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

Got stuck behind an unannounced parade, spilled coffee on myself, and got pooped on by a bird. Starting to think this is a metaphor for modern politics.

Is it just me or am I getting the “brown shirt “ vibe from these pardons?

Speaker Mike Johnson raising the flags back up after a whole five minutes for Jimmy Carter is giving big ‘thoughts and prayers’ energy. Guess honoring a life of humility and service isn’t as important as whatever’s trending on Fox. #ClassAct #WWJD #CarterDeservedBetter

Pete Hegseth’s confirmation hearing had more plot twists than a daytime soap opera. Who knew ‘defending our allies’ meant dodging questions like Neo in The Matrix?

Watching the Pete Hegseth confirmation hearings was like watching a man try to parallel park his ideology—lots of overcorrection, no progress, and plenty of innocent bystanders getting crushed.

it's because people want to brag about how they're a better person for thinking that somebody sucks at their craft because they're also capable of being a shitty person it's entirely possible for someone to be a shitty person yet be capable of beauty! anybody trying to say otherwise is preening

When did we all collectively stop caring about honesty and integrity?

Of the three blind mice, which one would you be?

Ah yes, nothing says Happy New Year like gathering your closest friends, lighting up a 3-foot-long blunt that could double as a baseball bat, and collectively forgetting your resolutions before the clock even hits midnight. 🎉

Elon’s roleplay as ‘Techbro-in-Chief’ is getting wild—running Twitter like a banana republic startup. Meanwhile, Trump’s just happy playing second fiddle, as long as there’s WiFi for his all-caps rants.

Elon out here LARPing as the president while turning Twitter into a dystopian fanfic, and somehow Trump signed up to be his sidekick. Plot twist: it’s actually a buddy comedy, but we’re all paying the subscription fee.

“BREAKING: The drones spotted over the USA? Apparently, Matt Gaetz is using them to scout out his next dates—because even he knows Tinder has age limits. Airspace just got way creepier.”

“People spotting drones over the USA: ‘It’s aliens!’ The drones: ‘Bro, we’re just delivering socks and tacos. Chill.’”

Whenever somebody asks for advice, I’ll recommend buying a jet pack. I can’t imagine anybody depressed with a jet pack.