My blood type is cheese

do boys know that we don’t care how loud their mufflers are

Going to sleep in my spiderweb house

what in the bug is that?

Moseyed through far too few saloon batwing doors than I expected as a kid.

Many say they want the hooba, and then complain about the stank.

Every day brings me closer to being that old guy who goes shirtless from May – September. The lack of self-awareness coupled with not giving a single fuck must be sublime

baby bun hiding

have you taken your meds have you yelled fuck at least 10x have you made a totem to appease the elder gods

an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride

If I were an eccentric recluse living in a dilapidated mansion I would make all the grocery delivery boys disappear

Remember last year when I cut the scotch bonnets and jalapeños without gloves and low key suffered for 24 hours? Now I’m judging people on the internet for doing the same thing because I am a low key bitch

call me a kook but i think we should vote for people who want to make our lives demonstrably better

I'm torn about something. Some people think I need therapy, but the yellow gorillas tell me that I'm sane. However, the plaid orcas tell me that the gorillas are liars, and I should listen to my heart. Overall, I think I should ignore them all, and continue being myself. It has worked so far.

Ate a weed gummy to help me sleep Woke up an hour later from the munchies

When a remote majesty and the potential for new discovery and danger see you as an adventure, don't just quit your job. Get itchy. Make people lost and call me. I'm a wheeler dealer sayin scat instead of shit

Now I pass with borrowed words, struggling with spells and slogans, tenses there to never match.

The Crow soundtrack is a work of art.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 19h ago

Name your fav use of licensed music in a soundtrack.

USAID was cut by DOGE so he can spend taxpayer dollars on ballrooms and helipads. Pass it on.

Tech companies getting bigger and building apps I don't need while I'm just over here wishing for software that works right.

You miss 100% of the sex you never get

It’s the nuisance telepathy that gets me.

Honey You Shrunk My Libido

The still becoming time.

We all deserve to be happy, like Chuck Mangione happy.

Me: “Omg, look at this baby seagull I just rescued!” @emceekayvee.bsky.social: “Do you think he’ll ever see his mother again?”

A slo-motion clip of an out of focus twinkling star named Arcturus through my scope tonight

LOST: Hope

Tom Waits for no one

Amberino@nellieadjacent.bsky.social · yesterday

Tom Waits for a minute

Avatar: a Song of Smurfs and Fire