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Be excellent to each other.
undaunted by the failure of their Slowpoke tail scheme, Team Rocket tries a different approach
Gambling used to be done by sketchy dudes in tacky clothes with an air of secrecy and mild embarrassment about the whole thing and frankly it needs to go back to that
At this point ESPN is basically a gambling app targeting young adults with predatory mechanisms and everything else is just window dressing
An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?
Dogs are Super Nintendo, cats are Genesis. I don't know if this is accurate or what it even means but I'm hitting post
Just saw someone pull "virtue signaling" out of mothballs and I guess it still needs to be said that hell yes I am going to signal my virtue, everyone who runs a corporation or has any amount of power in government is dead set on signaling their evil so I am going to respond in kind
I think about My Buddy at least once a week youtu.be/ukM5ZnvY-bA Is it silly to say it was brave to market a doll to boys in the 80s? Brave is the word I want to use. At the very least it feels revolutionary to me
My Buddy Commercial 1986
YouTube video by Gone But Not Forgotten T.V.
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13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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Like, I would vote for Talarico still if I lived in Texas (which, mercifully, I do not). I think he is trying and failing to thread the needle. His ultimate failure is believing the needle exists to begin with. Bend to the pressure to acknowledge the needle, and you've already lost.
(jd vance cornering an aide who pretends not to hear him) so what are people doing after this
mormon pokemon where you gotta talk to dr soak
Read this over the 3-day weekend. A book has not had a chokehold on me the way this one did in quite some time. Highly recommended. Go in blind, and if you're considering DNFing, give it at least one third.
let's be real, this is only ruining your life if you have bad music taste
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.
I think society would improve somewhat if we went back to making slang out of five-dollar words. E.g., "Salubrious!"
It's fun how we used to talk about lettuce getting insta-banished to the shadow realm as a stark contrast to nothing ever being done about gun control, then the Taylor Farms thing happens and every store in the country is suddenly all "well hold on now"
Due to site security issues I'm not knowledgeable enough to fix + the rising cost of hosting on Wordpress, I'm migrating Deep Space Spines, my continuing mission to review all the Star Trek novels published by Pocket Books, over to BearBlog. Check out the new digs! deepspacespines.bearblog.dev
me at Hastings circa 1997: oh hey. this stuff is called I think japanimation. this is the japanimation section. neat. I wonder if there are japanimations of any video games I like. wait, what's on the "special interest" aisle? OH HELL YES
A thing I was alive for but not really old enough to be a part of was the whole era of physical media where people could buy anime on vhs, but it was like, only at Suncoast or whatever, and each tape cost something like $40 for two episodes
“this person is bad so their work was always bad” is also a really dangerous view to take because it leads to - unconscious or not - a bias towards “but I do like this other person’s work, ergo they must be a good person” which, as we have seen over and over, is simply not true
What happens a lot on social media is when someone (Warren Ellis, Neil Gaiman now Ed Brubaker) has allegations thrown at them people tend to leap out the woodwork saying "their work was never good." That helps no one as it's irrelevant. What matters is their actions and what they did.
Buldak carbonara mac 'n' cheese with diced chicken nuggets. I'm sure I'll be receiving word about my Michelin star any day now
In celebration of my Roundy's Bangers playlist reaching 2000 songs, I'm going to start trying to post one a day or so from it. 1. The one song I point people to as the best encapsulation of the whole sort of roundthewheel vibe / experience / Weltanschauung music.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn3g...
On My Mind
YouTube video by Circles Around The Sun - Topic
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Mr. Beast literally can't divorce himself from Squid Game He gets very offended when you compare Beast Games to Squid Game Then he hires sixteen ghost writers to write Squid Games wherein he is a character in the book disguised as a contestant like in Squid Game Bro is fundamentally incurious
"Growl? Dr. Light, what is this Route 1–ass shit" "No, no, it's Different Growl. It does damage" "Oh okay, my bad. Sorry I snapped at you. Just all..." [gestures vaguely] "I get it"
When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
if i wrote for the onion i'd write a headline that was like "Breaking News: The president is an orange!" and then you'd click it and the article would be like "An orange-haired no-good crook, that is!" that might seem a little mean-spirited but the way i see it, i'd get a click and you'd get a laugh
Why is the Twitch mobile app ugly now. What was wrong with it. Why did it need ugging up
imagine inflicting a hollowed-out dead-eyed creep like jd vance first on your own family and then on the planet, and also then he writes a whole book about what a piece of shit you and everyone like you are, and then showing your face to say anything other than "i can never undo the harms ive done"
JD Vance’s Mom Says She’d ‘Probably Punch’ Abdul El-Sayed
"Dr. Light! This feels terrible! Gah! Why did you even program this??"