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Be excellent to each other.
Perhaps the greatest skill you can teach a young person in your life is how to go to an abandonware site and figure out which "Download" link is actually the game they want
this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted
if today is your birthday, you have the best birthday one can possibly have, because it's 10/10
we live in a time where when you get diarrhea you have to be like "was it the lettuce I ate or the sex I had"
have we considered that perhaps the reason so many mid-tier jam bands are having to pack it up and call it a day is that the music is just not that good? kind of a "maybe the children have bad vibes" deal?
"I don't ask, frankly" holy shit, to be even 1 percent that iconic
people will get on beyoncé’s internet and say things with their whole chests you couldn’t waterboard out of a normal person
"let people enjoy things" is what you say to quiet an adult who is ruining a child's enjoyment and wonder it takes on a different meaning when it's a conversation among peers regarding the parasocial relationship with capitalism/consumers a kid's belief in Santa vs an adult who likes Harry Potter
A 🧵 of MTG color combos as strains of weed:
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
A lot of children who had bad vibes are now grown up and running things.
Judge Doom getting steamrolled at the end of Roger Rabbit and the subsequent revival and reveal that he's a toon
What do you mean, your gift to me. I pay for this literally every month
Tomorrow is my 42nd birthday, and this month is OH NO! MORE LEMMINGS's 35th, so we're having a dual birthday celebration on Twitch today. Starts in just a few minutes at 2:00p.m. Central; come hang out! twitch.tv/roundthewheel
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
don't hug me I'm porksweats@porksweats.bsky.social · last wk.If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
way more excited for Chinese buffet mullet guy to be in Texas than Trump
me walking into taco bell from the lot since they only gave me 10 fire sauce in the drivethru
The kids are getting 50s on fill-in notes, folks. They're not sending their best these days
I might be a little less distrustful of AI if the dudes promoting it, supporting it, insisting on it, and advocating for it weren’t the worst fucking people on the planet.
[in the Criterion Closet] I don't see it. Did someone already check it out? I don't understand how this works. You didn't file it under "The," right? It should be, "Mask, The?"
I’m going to subscribe to Texas Monthly just to unsubscribe from it for doing my Cheesy boys like that www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...
There Are 70-Plus Songs Named “Texas.” We Ranked ’Em From Worst to Best.
How does state pride sound at its most distilled? Artists like George Strait and BigXthaPlug, spanning eras, genres, and oceans, have given us more answers to that question than we ever expected to fi...
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today you learned that Roger Troutman (of Zapp & Roger) has a nephew named Rufus who does the vocoder singing but with gospel instead of funk music.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu5y...
Let It Fall
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It's distressing how infrequently Mickey Tettleton comes up in discussions of weird batting stances
it's extremely funny that Magic is doing a mirror universe set right before their actual Star Trek set
but I don’t want wrong answers only. those won’t be helpful to me at all