"Well, yes, but Donkey Kong is NOT having a good day under MY watch!"

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘@crankiestkong.bsky.social · 10mo ago

“Yeah, I’m surprised Geoff didn't reveal his confession to Kojima, of all people. ... Wouldn’t that also be your win by stealing DK’s trophy, despite Bananza winning the best family game category?”

"Excellent! DK won't know what hit him!"

𝓒𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓭𝔂@the5thone.bsky.social · 10mo ago

“I already have perfect plan to steal it. I just a few modifications made to my airship and a few Neckys and that trophy will be yours”

"what a show that was. Wouldn't watch again." "ANYWAYS, for my next skheme, I'm going to steal DK's trophy!"

"why, what a delightfully devious idea, my fellow scaly friend!"

ᴋɪɴɢ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ@evilkoopa.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"Of course he is... Hmm, I'm having that same dilemma with Mario too. The turtle king has an idea. So DK likes bananas, right? What if I make those bananas disappear from his hoard and then I will catch him by surprise by throwing him off your ship when he's there?"

"Oh, well that's... Err..." "...fine. you got lucky THIS time, Koopa."

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Eh? Oh, right, forgot about that.

𝐈'𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎, 𝐈'𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐍! #MARIORP | #SMBRP | #SMASHRP | #SSBRP | #NINTENDORP | #WARIORP | #SFWRP | #MVRP | #BSKYRP

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He whips out hod blunderbuss. Oh God. There's no way they're actually gonna do it here and now "LET'S PUT THAT CLAIM TO THE TEST, SHALL WE?"

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

YEAH!!!

"oh, is THAT SO!?"

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Oh, PLEASE! If we fought right now, you'd be goin' back in that colossal hole faster than you got out!

"You need a right hand man for that!? HA! I can use magic myself, turn invisible! And the banana phone the corporate chimp dropped has been doing WONDERS for me!"

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Oh YEAH? Well YOU come talk to ME when your right-hand man can give you magic powers!

//Bowser mogs K. Rool and it's not even close btw. Unfortunately K. Rool's ego is just as big as Bowser, so he won't accept that

//new ERB episode lookin good so far y'all

"tch. Talk to me when you can rebuild an entire fallen continent and add a giant death laser to it."

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

'Least I can time travel! I don't remember you doin' anything like that!

"Oh, SHUT IT! LIKE YOU HAVEN'T LOST TO YOSHI BEFORE, EVEN WHEN YOU TIME TRAVELED TO WHEN PLUMBER BOY AND HIS FRIENDS WERE CHILDREN!"

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Yeah, I heard. You seriously got your butt kicked by a little girl and her monkey pal?

"...well, have you ever managed to kidnap Mario himself? Because I managed to kidnap Donkey Kong, TWICE!"

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

...eh, I found limitless power in a fancy dream rock.

"oh, give me a BREAK! It was my big komeback after well over 20 YEARS! I'd like to see YOU try pulling off something like THAT after being trapped underground!"

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

That all? I conquered entire GALAXIES! I'm WAY above you!

"Well, how's drowning an entire city in mush and becoming the king of rot itself sound, Koopa?"

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Yeah, right. You can barely TOUCH DK! Come back to me when you can do somethin' of note, pal!

"Well, I suppose that's a shame... But of kourse, the Kremling Krew remains superior! We'll NEVER quit!"

Tron Bonne@heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Tron questions that nowadays but she’s not going to say anything that might encourage annoyances. “Oh yeah, I guess it’s already obvious since I’ve joined the group but I’m not really a pirate anymore.” Tron shrugs.

"oh, please. The average Kritter is far bigger and stronger than your Goombas or Koopas. I bet my Krew could even give that plumber boy a run for his money!"

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

What, YOUR lousy pirate gang? Don't make me laugh! Those guys can barely take on a big dumb gorilla!

"BAHAHA! FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO RECOGNIZES A /REAL/ VILLAIN!"

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Tron Bonne@heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“I don’t know if you mean that in a join us or antagonize us sort of way but I’ll take you over stupid gods and egotistical toasters any day.”

"bigger fish, hm? I'd bet the Kremling Krew could take on whatever that is."

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Is this some kind of joke? Of COURSE I trust my minions! But I've got bigger fish to fry than dealin' with Mario and Green 'Stache this time!

"...I've heard plenty about that group, those bloody hedgehogs and the station. You apparently even got ol' Bowser to join you." "Perhaps... It could be time to step up my game."

Tron Bonne@heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Well my boyfriend and I ended up joining the Maverick Hunters whenever Rock ended up falling victim to a virus. It’s been really hectic since then. Nearly got killed and snatched by an eldritch god one day and the other day a moon almost crashed into the planet.”

"And so you joined a group of heroes... Does that mean you don't trust your army to help you? That they're incompetent to get the job done? Curious."

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

HEY! Don't go actin' like I'm some goody-two-shoes! I'd gladly keep doin' it all myself if I had nothing to lose!

//K. Rool sees alliances as mostly a joke. If he ever were to "work" with someone, they'd be under him or on equal footing, and he'd get rid of them as soon as he feels like he didn't need them anymore, and he'd never work FOR anyone, only he can have that position in his eyes

"...well well, if it isn't the Koopa King himself! Or more like... Koopa-Maverick Hunter ally! HA!"

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐖𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄!@almightykoopaking.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Better believe it, K. Rool! I have my own reasons for doin' it, and they're none of your business!

"...I've faced worse from the kongs, honestly" "But what have YOU been up to all this time, hmm?"

Tron Bonne@heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“I don’t think I’ve seen you since-“ She tried turning Sue into a pancake. She remembers she also tried attacking him as well for helping her escape. “Oh. . . Uh going to go ahead and apologize for firing electric shots at you. I was… having a VERY bad day.”

"...so, is it really true? That despite running his own kingdom... Bowser joined those Maverick Hunters?"

"ah, Tron... It's been a while, hasn't it?"

Tron Bonne@heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 11mo ago

[[ @kroolestking.bsky.social ]] “Well well well, if it isn’t old king croc again. Been a while since I’ve seen you around.”

"...ugh, I can't believe I'm saying this... But this is the ONE time I NEED that big dumb ape to win. So LISTEN UP! Vote for his game on this game awards thing! Or else..."

"Of COURSE I am! But that meddlesome monkey brain keeps GETTING AWAY!"

ᴋɪɴɢ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀ@evilkoopa.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"It sure has, hasn't it? Still thinking ways to destroy DK?"