Got in the elevator and it started going up with the door open?!?!
Cockheed Martin
@ethandn1.bsky.social
trail running, horror, politics, F1, hyperbole. 🏔️🏃♂️🕺🔞 📍Boston
Is there anything worse than the only coffee shop in your area being one of those Christian fronts?
I give it til the end of the year before Netflix has an AI search function
Just found a video explaining the geography, history, and climate conditions of northern Australia. This is gonna go sooooo well with my preroll
75 hard is out, 28 days of torture is in (Ptown in a month)
No more gay guy podcasts please. Put down that microphone and pick up a job application!!
Okay I do have to pick my next 100 mile race. Should I do it in the desert 🌵 or the mountains 🏔️ ?
hey man the bank just called — your butt card got canceled for receiving too many suspicious deposits :(
When straight book girlies say they don’t like a queer novel I know it’s probably one I’ll love
Dancing around an empty warehouse to Brand New Chanel$ blasting through the building healed me
Man there really is a whole other world out there I know nothing about
Pop Base@popbase.tv · 4d ago‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ could break the record for the biggest domestic opening of all-time. While it is estimated to have opened with around $355M, tomorrow’s actual numbers could be greater. It needs to pass $357M to beat ‘Avengers: Endgame.’
I feel so guilty spending money on myself, but also by god do I love to buy myself things
This shoulda been attached to the bush thread I fucked up
Cockheed Martin@ethandn1.bsky.social · 5d agoHe want sex, money, bitches and to lie through his teeth
The morgue to Lindsey Graham’s sister:
Eli McCann@elimccann.bsky.social · 6d agoThis time on texts out of the blue for my husband.
This fucking book has made me cry TWICE on public transit. Dear Lord it is good
He want sex, money, bitches and to lie through his teeth
I think I’d have liked petal a lot more if it was released in the fall, so maybe I’ll put it on the back burner til then