Ben Trandem
@bentrandem.bsky.social
Head mutant at the Sweat Monster Shop, Director of Wrestling Pro Wrestling, artist, author. https://linktr.ee/bentrandem
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
Reading is groovy. Here's part three of my library 'READ' poster series.
CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt
Another sketch that I had to release from my brain. Based on a throwaway line in the newest @glitchprod.com commercial for Digital Circus merch. The Samurai Jack style is definitely fun to work in. Maybe I’ll go back in and add more characters later. #DigitalCircus #Jax
sweatmonstershop.etsy.com/listing/4523... 20 years ago(!) I made a feature film with my friends in college. When we finished post we had DVDs, posters and t-shirts made to promote the film until we got a distribution deal. 1/4
After a, sometimes excruciatingly, long development process the Sweat Monster Shop has finally released our first wave of WIMPs (Wrestlers In My Pants) keshi figures. Available now on the SMS Etsy shop. sweatmonstershop.etsy.com/listing/4519...
New merch list for my last night on Earth. Everything is handmade by me and @bentrandem.bsky.social! Play the first ever Cerealman #gachapon available tonight at @hoodslam.bsky.social exclusively and then online whenever I feel like it. Get yours while I last!
The one, very small, positive I will say for LLM chatbots is due to them I’m no longer the guy who get texts at 2am by high friends who can’t remember which candy bar got sued for not having the dick vein on it. It was a fake post about Snickers and they weren’t sued. Stop texting me about it.
Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire
a man in a vampire costume is eating a hamburger in front of a store that says nt
ALT: a man in a vampire costume is eating a hamburger in front of a store that says nt
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Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire
@elcerealman.bsky.social if his Prehistoric variant guest starred on Thundarr the Barbarian or another Hanna-Barbera action cartoon.
The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.
Great, got this weird thought out of my head. Now I have time for all the other weird thoughts.
The gallon of PCP guy made an Academy Award winning film.
Post your favorite Lord of The Rings character. Wrong Answers Only.
a goblin with a lollipop in his mouth looks at the camera
ALT: a goblin with a lollipop in his mouth looks at the camera
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Post your favorite Lord of The Rings character. Wrong Answers Only.
a woman is wearing a scarf and a jacket and says two weeks .
ALT: a woman is wearing a scarf and a jacket and says two weeks .
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Trump: "Operation Midnight Hammer was pretty good too, right? That was when we knocked out their nuclear potential. That was a big day because if we didn't do that they would've had a nuclear weapon within two weeks."
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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I’m surprised no one in America has made a drive thru fine arts museum. They could call it The Jiffy Louvre.