Cerealman
@elcerealman.bsky.social
Some say he's a warrior of justice. Others say he's an opportunistic villain. All agree he stays crunchy in milk. elcerealman@gmail.com for booking info
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.
The unstoppable force meets the unmovable object. #Hoodslam #SlamTown #wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
Part of this complete breakfast, Cereal Man! #Hoodslam #SlamTown #wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
Cereal Morning emphasizing the importance of a complete breakfast. #FullQueer #wrestling @fullqueer.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social
JULY 24 MONSTERTOWN hosts #SlamTown - The MidSommerSquash! Doors 9:30ish, show 10-12ish $25 tix on eventbrite, 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids × Drakes Dealership - HARVEST MOON SACRIFICE TOURNAMENT - One will fall so that the SommerSquash may rise And bring judgement. #Oakland
hiii everyone, new match announcement :3 three of the baddest mfs going toe to toe. ~~~ tickets are solllldddd out!! none will be sold at the door sorry!! see u guys next week. stay tuned:3
Dems have to run on this hard. Do not let the RFK types try to spin what his own party just signed off on here. Actual Monsanto, the comic book villain of Adbusters days, was shielded from liability over poisoning Americans. I don't care if it's slopulism: this Supreme Court wants you dead.
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · last mo.Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT RULES IN FAVOR OF BAYER'S BID TO LIMIT LAWSUITS IN STATE COURT CLAIMING ITS ROUNDUP WEEDKILLER CAUSES CANCER
A BALLSY RETURN AT GRITTY CITY 6/26 Shotzi Blackheart 🖤💚 comes home! But its not the hoodslam she left! The wish gone wrong that created SlamTown has altered all that was, Will she be able to come and go - unchanged?
SlamTown@hoodslam.bsky.social · 2mo agoJUNE 26 at CRYBABY #OAKLAND GRITTY CITY 6-9 PM THE FIRST HOURS FREE $25 ~ MAXIMUM CARNAGE 21+ × TICKETWEB #SLAMTOWN
SPAGHETTI WESTERN DEATHMATCH Regular Rob v Spaceman Astro One fall to a finish Endless pastabilities Sat June 20, 4-8pm @drakesbarrelhouse #SanLeandro 21+ $20 ~eventbrite
SlamTown@hoodslam.bsky.social · 3mo agoJUNE 20TH 4-8PM @DrakesBeer #SanLeandro /SUNSET RIDERS/ Bear and beatdowns in the sun, a swashbuckling Saturday! Tix on eventbrite, $20[!], 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids to #SlamTown SUNSET RIDERS !
JUNE 20 - JOURNEY FATU v RICK SCOTT STONER for the #SLAMTOWN SLAMPIONSHIP After Rick Stoner rejected his identity as a prisoner and defeated Dr Mehl of the Asylum, the Administration sends the most ruthless man they could find under the uncaring California sun, Journey Fatu!
SlamTown@hoodslam.bsky.social · 2mo agoSPAGHETTI WESTERN DEATHMATCH Regular Rob v Spaceman Astro One fall to a finish Endless pastabilities Sat June 20, 4-8pm @drakesbarrelhouse #SanLeandro 21+ $20 ~eventbrite
Gas is $6, nobody can afford a house, and we just kicked starving people off SNAP so they now have to pay $8 for cereal. Why are we even doing this at all right now?
AZ Intel@azintel.bsky.social · 2mo agoBREAKING: Blue Origin's New Glenn blows up at Launch Complex-36 while attempting to static fire.
The Farewell Ceremony for Cereal Man is something that happened. #Hoodslam #SlamTown #wrestling @hoodslam.bsky.social @elcerealman.bsky.social @larafrazier.bsky.social @link2futureftf.bsky.social
New merch list for my last night on Earth. Everything is handmade by me and @bentrandem.bsky.social! Play the first ever Cerealman #gachapon available tonight at @hoodslam.bsky.social exclusively and then online whenever I feel like it. Get yours while I last!
TWO WEEKS AWAY TIX~EVENTBRITE B3CCA v Dave Reckoning Sheikah v Daniel T Dr Mehl v Rick Stoner Wrestle Detective v Ben Chozen Cereal Man v MYLO in a match she will let him win so he can secure his 3rd victory to earn rescue from earth from his spacedad MORE #SlamTown #OAKLAND
SlamTown@hoodslam.bsky.social · 3mo agoGoodbye stranger, its been nice! May 22nd, after gaining two wins, Cereal Man is a single victory away from proving to his SpaceDad that hes worthy of rescue. And MYLO says shes gonna let him beat him. Its MacDaddy MYLOs Astrologically Predicted GOODBYE CEREAL MAN FESTIVAL 21+ $25 tix × evntbrt
WRESTLE DETECTIVE v BEN CHOZEN May 22nd! + Rick Stoner v Dr Mehl Sheikah v Daniel T B3CCA v Dave Reckoning MYLO v Cereal Man in a match she will let him win KEITA ANTON WONDER DAVE Doors 930ish/show 10-12ish @drakesdealership 21+ $25 tix on eventbrite #OAKLAND www.slam.town
SlamTown@hoodslam.bsky.social · 3mo agoB3CCA v DAVE RECKONING MAY 22 She won back her 3. He reunited his ChainMaidens. The momentum of both leads to collision. + RICK SCOTT STONER v DR MEHL MYLO v Cereal Man DANIEL T v SHEIKAH KEiTA Anton Voorhees Wrestle Detective Ben Chozen MORE Doors 930ish/show 10-12 #Oakland $25 tix on evntbrt 21+
BREAKING NEWS: Rick Scott Stoner and Dr Mehl collide in #SlamTown before their big match on MAY 22ND
SlamTown@hoodslam.bsky.social · 3mo agoMAY 22ND RICK SCOTT STONER v DR MEHL The Slampionship is on the line, but so is FREEDOM. After escaping the Asylum and revealing his identity, Rick Scott Stoner became a targeted entity. He seeks revenge, but what awaits him could be a return to his cursed subjugation within the Asylum. #SlamTown
B3CCA v DAVE RECKONING MAY 22 She won back her 3. He reunited his ChainMaidens. The momentum of both leads to collision. + RICK SCOTT STONER v DR MEHL MYLO v Cereal Man DANIEL T v SHEIKAH KEiTA Anton Voorhees Wrestle Detective Ben Chozen MORE Doors 930ish/show 10-12 #Oakland $25 tix on evntbrt 21+
SlamTown@hoodslam.bsky.social · 3mo agoMAY 22ND RICK SCOTT STONER v DR MEHL The Slampionship is on the line, but so is FREEDOM. After escaping the Asylum and revealing his identity, Rick Scott Stoner became a targeted entity. He seeks revenge, but what awaits him could be a return to his cursed subjugation within the Asylum. #SlamTown
MAY 22ND RICK SCOTT STONER v DR MEHL The Slampionship is on the line, but so is FREEDOM. After escaping the Asylum and revealing his identity, Rick Scott Stoner became a targeted entity. He seeks revenge, but what awaits him could be a return to his cursed subjugation within the Asylum. #SlamTown
SlamTown@hoodslam.bsky.social · 3mo agoMAY 22ND Daniel T vs SHEIKAH + MYLO v Cereal Man: she says she will let him win so he can secure the victory needed to prove to his SpaceDad hes worth rescuing from #SlamTown Dr Mehl KEiTA Anton B3CCA DAVE RECKONING SLAMPION Ricky Stoner MORE Doors 930ish/show 10-12 #Oakland $25 tix on evntbrt 21+
Dr Mehl has long abused/sedated Prisoner420, turning him into the Asylums personal monster and executioner. Anton Voorhees became involved in his treatment, and Prisoner420 showed glimmers of humanity. Dr Mehl rejected this, and he fought Anton at EKPYROTICA. part 1//prisoners journey for his soul
A friendly reminder in this State of the Slam Address from Assistant to the Mayor Daniel T @torchmeetsworld.bsky.social
MAY 22ND Daniel T vs SHEIKAH + MYLO v Cereal Man: she says she will let him win so he can secure the victory needed to prove to his SpaceDad hes worth rescuing from #SlamTown Dr Mehl KEiTA Anton B3CCA DAVE RECKONING SLAMPION Ricky Stoner MORE Doors 930ish/show 10-12 #Oakland $25 tix on evntbrt 21+
SlamTown@hoodslam.bsky.social · 3mo agoGoodbye stranger, its been nice! May 22nd, after gaining two wins, Cereal Man is a single victory away from proving to his SpaceDad that hes worthy of rescue. And MYLO says shes gonna let him beat him. Its MacDaddy MYLOs Astrologically Predicted GOODBYE CEREAL MAN FESTIVAL 21+ $25 tix × evntbrt
