dirty talk~ good blobs get to have fifths <3 done for @blorpus.bsky.social and @getluckyfa.bsky.social
Blorp
@blorpus.bsky.social
Howdy!! I'm just a guy who likes big softs and being a big soft!! I'll retweet stuff I like and such No minors ofc! 27n He/him, bi, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My doodles so far for #Inktober, Days 1 - 5: Apple, Relic, Miniature, Cactus and Splat. #inktober2026
(cw weed, slob) Old due commission for @blorpus.bsky.social ! That doggy den is getting awful hazy... Even the minifridge is a far ways away...!
Messin around on Aseprite, he is about to send you on the longest quest of your LIFE
Why yes, I did in fact get another comm from @dufel.bsky.social and @graphenescloset.bsky.social. No I dont have a problem shut up. Just stare at this fatty dog who can't seem to help himself~. I think he's getting closer to a beached whale now
Far Far West hits my Deeprock Galactic itch, it's so fucking fun. The Nuke barrels are one of the silliest things I've seen in a video game. youtu.be/Xnp2NNLPGIc?...
A lovely lovely comm from @dufel.bsky.social and @graphenescloset.bsky.social of Goodra Blorp being a big ol' brat. Better hurry up, he doesn't like to wait~
Can't rember if I've posted my Goodrasona here yet! But he's quite the bratty boy!
The dog's gotten kinda nerdy, huh? How long do you think they sit in their chair playing games for.. Comm for @blorpus.bsky.social
Shut up and go make some art that no one is asking for
A little whatever doodle for @blorpus.bsky.social, this man NEVER shuts up about Oreos, so I gave him a million gajillion.
A quick-ish thing for @blorpus.bsky.social, he came up with a fun scenario and I felt like scribbling it down, have some massive man ass
8-3 in Ultrakill is so insane it makes me sick what the fuck how do you even DO THAT in a video game
once more blorp funded another beautiful piece of the blowjob brothers, this time on a fun lil beach trip,,, I've got such brainrot for these two its unreal
Mika helps loyal customers reach their ideal weight with her own ways of motivation... paid work for @blorpus.bsky.social :3
on that note wa-pow, new art of The Blowjob Bros, together at last,,,much love to @blorpus.bsky.social for comming this from me and to @jevilsimp.bsky.social for workshopping their zoomer-ass dialogue fjdbdshjc
