Blorp
@blorpus.bsky.social
Howdy!! I'm just a guy who likes big softs and being a big soft!! I'll retweet stuff I like and such No minors ofc! 27n He/him, bi, uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Far Far West hits my Deeprock Galactic itch, it's so fucking fun. The Nuke barrels are one of the silliest things I've seen in a video game. youtu.be/Xnp2NNLPGIc?...
A lovely lovely comm from @dufel.bsky.social and @graphenescloset.bsky.social of Goodra Blorp being a big ol' brat. Better hurry up, he doesn't like to wait~
Can't rember if I've posted my Goodrasona here yet! But he's quite the bratty boy!
The dog's gotten kinda nerdy, huh? How long do you think they sit in their chair playing games for.. Comm for @blorpus.bsky.social
Shut up and go make some art that no one is asking for
A little whatever doodle for @blorpus.bsky.social, this man NEVER shuts up about Oreos, so I gave him a million gajillion.
A quick-ish thing for @blorpus.bsky.social, he came up with a fun scenario and I felt like scribbling it down, have some massive man ass
8-3 in Ultrakill is so insane it makes me sick what the fuck how do you even DO THAT in a video game
once more blorp funded another beautiful piece of the blowjob brothers, this time on a fun lil beach trip,,, I've got such brainrot for these two its unreal
Mika helps loyal customers reach their ideal weight with her own ways of motivation... paid work for @blorpus.bsky.social :3
on that note wa-pow, new art of The Blowjob Bros, together at last,,,much love to @blorpus.bsky.social for comming this from me and to @jevilsimp.bsky.social for workshopping their zoomer-ass dialogue fjdbdshjc
Comm for @blorpus.bsky.social Sona X @chillday.bsky.social Sona (CW: Blob size Femboys getting Milked)
another one for u, this time of Brief,,,im becoming enamored with these homos fr hes so CUTE absolutely gonna draw polyester next,,,
Here's a commission for @blorpus.bsky.social, I DO, in fact, enjoy hyper and I'm surprised it took a comm for me to finally throw some down on the table.
Based on my experience Monday night with getting buy one get one at Five Guys
I gotta say, having artists take money for a comm up front and then they just kinda disappear is so fucking frustrating. I've had multiple artists who I pay, and then I get no updates from for over a month, or more. And then I have to reach out and ask for the thing I paid for -
my friend paid me to draw the pinkhaired bratty twink from panty & stocking and,,,shit yall hes cute i dont NEED another pinkhaired prettyboy in my crush list nooooooo
Someone has to rip it away from me, I'm fucking begging. I do it every time.
