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I need this in my life

You wouldn't think I could actually pull out some official papers on this, but the terrible thing is, I can.......

Kim Hu@kim-hu.com · 3y ago

Yep, yep- signed of by the writer. 😂 💀 👰‍♀️ 💕

We're all boofing your strap in the staff bathroom.

When I die, bury me in an elaborate tomb like an old pharoah. I don't have any servants for the afterlife, so put Conan O'Brien in there with me. I think he'll be handy to have.

No. I've never been accused of being a Girthmaster

it’s true i beat off those five dudes and now i have huge boobs

audrey@whataretheauds.bsky.social · 3y ago

i don’t know which transfemme needs to hear this but you have to locate and defeat five dudes who tan hides for a living before your tits will fully grow in

I want to pass through your event horizon. Never to be seen again. I desire spaghettification in the might of your gravity. I want your tender kisses between my atoms. Whisper your sweet rumbles through the spine of my matter as I obliviate into you.

Yeah I have SVT. Superior Vagina Taste

merritt@merrittk.com · 3y ago

Yeah I have PTSD. Pretty Good Pussy Syndrome

It's hot when women seize the means of production.

Boomer who's somehow never listened to John Cougar Mellencamp: "OH! So now he's just gonna cheat on Diane with the girl from that 70's Show?"!

The Chargers promoting Giff Smith to Interim HC is interesting. He's basically Bosa's coach, and he was like the only non-Staley guy on the defensive staff.

🦭!!!!!! 🦭!!!!!!! !!

Yall sign this petition . Literally doesn't take long. Please. innocenceproject.org/petitions/st...

Stop the Execution of Marcellus Williams, an Innocent Man - Innocence Project

DNA evidence not available at the time of trial proves his innocence but has not been considered in court. Act today.

innocenceproject.org

I feel like this is in the same vein:

optiMSTie@optimstie.bsky.social · 3y ago

What's a dumb movie you will stan to the ends of time? I have to go with The Core. Everything about it from the science to the character motivations to EVERYTHING is dumb as hell, but I love that movie too much to give a damn. I am unabashedly and unironically entertained by that movie. It owns.

Takes me long enough to finish a stupid painting these days

I understand that it's uncomfortable for the host, but hear me out. More crabs. I think the little crabbies are trying to be near human genitals so they can attempt to swap in their genetic material and birth Crab/human hybrids.

Pretty sure she was the basis for Amelie

Magick@magick.bsky.social · 3y ago

Popular Opinion: the Spider from James and the Giant Peach can get it.

Popular Opinion: the Spider from James and the Giant Peach can get it.

Tobias Harris did nothing wrong

Auguste Herbin, Synchromy in Dark Blue, 1941 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135925

Me on my way to post some important stuff on BlueSky.

Marcel Broodthaers, White Cabinet and White Table, 1965 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136528