Your Blood, Sweat, & Tears are not enough to prove your labor. I'm going to need to see some cum.
Magick
@magick.bsky.social
The Simple Jack of your Holiday Season Complete with morning yogurts.
this just came up on shuffle and well... FOREVER BANGER
Can't Get You out of My Head
Kylie Minogue · Song · 2001
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An exoskeleton is a skeleton on the exterior of an animal in the form of hardened integument, which both supports the body's shape and protects the internal organs. An xoxoskeleton is armor made out of my hugs and kisses, now, go get 'em, tiger.
when my gf who is a year younger than me lets me call her mommy
I have failed the Lord and must now accept my punishment. Wearing a hairhat
The Chic song Le Freak is about topping someone who has a horsecock but likes to receive
The Animal Collective song My Girls is about Vegeta giving up his dreams of being the strongest Saiyan in order to be a better husband and father.
The Santa Esmerelda song Please Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood is about a hot, bisexual who orders 4 star spicy Pad Kee Mao at the Thai place
The Fiona Apple song Shadowboxer is about how difficult it is to put socks on wet feet
The Dua Lipa song Pyramids is about slowly coming to the realization that you're way more into pegging than you thought you'd be
The Queen song Bohemian Rhapsody is about the first time you made out on the bus, and then the driver got mad and yelled at you.
The Pixies song Where is My Mind is about jorking it so hard, you splooge in your jeggings
The Everclear song Santa Monika is about seeing a girl so hot, you immediately die from it
tuna on whole grain w pepper jack, spinach, onions, jalepeno. not toasted. no dressing.
You know that when a song begins with that sweet, succulent sound of Akon wailing "convict music", you're about to have your socks blown halfway to Neptune
I have taken all the bean juice for my mom's 9 bean soup and dehydrated it into pure bean protein. I am using this to bond our souls together.In a way, that could only be dissolved by some water. Warm water
Hope he doesn’t get beaten up by the billionaire CEO gangs in prison
Why is no one calling anyone else submissive and breedable anymore?