Shapeshifters! Cannibalism! Incest! Small-town crime! (ringing dinner bell) us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Chimera

A powerful family’s terrible secrets threaten to consume them in Chimera, a visceral body horror novel from Gretchen Felker-Martin, the author of Manhunt a...

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Micah@rincewind.run · 3d ago

so I got an advance copy of @scumbelievable.bsky.social's CHIMERA and finished it yesterday it is incredible and delightfully fucked up and if horror is at all your thing you should preorder it immediately

@animorphscookbook.com might find this interesting 🤔

Katherine Alejandra Cross@quinnae.com · 3w ago

When I pitched a review of Anton Jäger's Hyperpolitics, I wanted to read it against Fukuyama's End of History and the Last Man because both books tackle similar themes in radically different ways. The result is a double-helix of an essay that is one of the best things I've ever written for LC.

well... i read enough of this to see that fukuyama is still a rube lmao

Alert @animorphscookbook.com

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last wk.

FUKUYAMA: “.. Accelerationists tend to be very intelligent people, but that intelligence tends to be narrowly mathematical. We know how to do many things like produce electricity or clean water .. the problem is a failure of implementation.” www.persuasion.community/p/why-i-chan...

oh hey also: is it weird that i listen to our own show? @hebanongames.bsky.social gave me shit about this last week or so

The Animorphs Cookbook@animorphscookbook.com · 2w ago

Book 9 is up for patrons! Or, if you don't want to be financially entangled with our anti-yeerk insurgency, i suppose you can wait a week... But at what cost!?

Either way I will be getting into the weeds on conservation, recycling, and environmentalism. You can’t stop me.

The Animorphs Cookbook@animorphscookbook.com · 2w ago

Book 9 is up for patrons! Or, if you don't want to be financially entangled with our anti-yeerk insurgency, i suppose you can wait a week... But at what cost!?

Book 9 is up for patrons! Or, if you don't want to be financially entangled with our anti-yeerk insurgency, i suppose you can wait a week... But at what cost!?

Book 9: The Secret | The Animorphs Cookbook

We're back with the next Cassie book, so you know this tree-hugging has claws...and smells! The gang joins our heroes as they agonize over t

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I've been listening to the @animorphscookbook.com and I gotta say, this podcast is great. I was an animorphs kid and while I didn't finish the series, god I loved it. Going through it again as an adult via the podcast it's really a treat

Available now for patrons and Monday for everyone! The first Ax book is an absolute blast. (thaddeus: plus caleb's thoughtspeaking segment laser-targets my literary special interests)

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Ax book! Ax book! Ax book! It's time for the first foray of our fan-favorite narrator. The gang talks about delicious globules, the charm of

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a better world is possible

Blue sky nice ghost@rajandelman.bsky.social · 4w ago

On Earth 2, we can't believe how good the new HBO Animorphs show looks. "They nailed the morphing," people enthuse. The nonbinary actor playing Ax's human morph is cutting it up on the Las Culturistas podcast. The actress playing Rachel has handcuffed herself to a data center

in honor of Dolly and her commitment to getting books to kids, tell me about a book you read as a child that changed your life: animorphs #3: the encounter there's a reason it was the first episode i took lead on for @animorphscookbook.com

Book 3 - The Encounter | The Animorphs Cookbook

It's the first Tobias book! Our underground podcasting cell talks about hawk-4-hawk, light ecoterrorism, and nepo Yeerks, delighting as KA A

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Ian Danskin@innuendostudios.bsky.social · last mo.

Megamophs #1 is (finally) available for Patrons! It was delayed due to complicated Thaddeus reasons, which she would totally explain, but y'know... opsec. Yeah. That's *definitely* why. You're not cleared for that information

Megamorphs #1: The Andalite's Gift | The Animorphs Cookbook

Megamorphs #1: The Andalite's Gift by The Animorphs Cookbook on Patreon. Join The Animorphs Cookbook's community for exclusive content and updates.

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finally banishing the persistent chair squeaks from recordings

Thaddeus is a girl's name 🏳️‍⚧️@thaddeus.zone · last mo.

acquired a herman miller aeron for $40 from local thrift place! sending my squeaky office chair to furniture hell

if this comic resonates with you, you need to listen to @animorphscookbook.com

beetle moses@beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Animorphs (1/3)

Only on @animorphscookbook.com can you listen to a discussion about thinly veiled Star Trek time travel nonsense AND listen to me realize my childhood trauma in real time ✌️ www.animorphscookbook.com/episodes/boo...

this passage from animorphs #10 is the perfect encapsulation of this lost artform

Amy Mode Activated 🪷 ᓚᘏᗢ ಇ.@activateamymode.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Kids today have lost the fine art of bullshitting a 10 page paper from a single Funk & Wagnalls entry or from reading only the CliffsNotes. 🤣

Oh and hey, if you're not subscribed yet you can check out Book 4 on the Public Feed! We watch Cassie grapple with decision & consequence, brush against the ancient wisdom of the Great Ones, & @maximoverdrive.bsky.social expounds on the enduring influence of Utopian Scholastic.

Book 4 - The Message | The Animorphs Cookbook

It's time to get aquatic and rescue some Andalites! Our hosts dream-SOS a summary of the first Cassie book and discuss the addition of the s

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Oh and hey, if you're not subscribed yet you can check out Book 4 on the Public Feed! We watch Cassie grapple with decision & consequence, brush against the ancient wisdom of the Great Ones, & @maximoverdrive.bsky.social expounds on the enduring influence of Utopian Scholastic.

Book 4 - The Message | The Animorphs Cookbook

It's time to get aquatic and rescue some Andalites! Our hosts dream-SOS a summary of the first Cassie book and discuss the addition of the s

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If you simply CANNOT wait for the first Monday in July to hear our next episode, then good news: It's up today for Patreon subscribers! Book 5 is packed to the lobster-gills with trauma & body horror! Then @hebanongames.bsky.social guides us through the panopticon... & maybe out the other side?

Book 5 - The Predator | The Animorphs Cookbook

Marco takes his first stab at narration when he's not busy refusing the call to action. Our shorms provide a recap and discuss the DNA-deep

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Oh right, I should post things about the show we do!

fr though we did not have a structured calendar when we started recording these some months ago, so it is pure serendipity the structure of time itself conspires toward homosexuality the gay agenda is carved into the pillars of creation

Max Nestorowich@maximoverdrive.bsky.social · 4mo ago

It is entirely fitting that our @animorphscookbook.com episode on Book 3: The Encounter drops on the first day of Pride. @thaddeus.zone knocked it out of the park on this one. www.animorphscookbook.com/episodes/boo...

Curses! Max beat me to posting abt. it on the show account Happy Pride! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Max Nestorowich@maximoverdrive.bsky.social · 4mo ago

It is entirely fitting that our @animorphscookbook.com episode on Book 3: The Encounter drops on the first day of Pride. @thaddeus.zone knocked it out of the park on this one. www.animorphscookbook.com/episodes/boo...

@animorphscookbook.com absolutely rules, easy recommend. Most recent episode made me cry a little.

Public Episode Drop Day! Feline Espionage & the End of History

Book 2 - The Visitor | The Animorphs Cookbook

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i keep slapping together art for @animorphscookbook.com that, if we ever get to the point of making actual merch, is gonna necessitate me learning how to convert images to vectors 😅

Who doesn't love a dangerous woman? New episode drops Monday, May 18th. Or listen a week early by kicking in to our Patreon!

re-reading animophs as a trans woman in 2026 & seeing these kids deal with the constant threat of never knowing who around you would immediately seek your destruction if they knew what you were & i'm like yeah it does suck i hate that too

She brought along a selection to get signed, all connected to tobias naturally.

The Animorphs Cookbook@animorphscookbook.com · 5mo ago

thaddeus got to meet @kaaauthor.bsky.social yesterday!

thaddeus got to meet @kaaauthor.bsky.social yesterday!

A Peek Behind the Scenes: hi! this is Thaddeus the boys overruled me wanting to name the show "How To Blow Up A Yeerk Pool" & yeah the final title rules, but i still love the art i slapped together