Bohemian Groverhaus

@wormwoods.bsky.social

Painting models, cooking meals, actionable threats against named individuals. She/They, trans woman, weird pervert.

Back on my FMA bullshit after rewatching Brotherhood with the roomie and realized I never posted these old lust/riza AU fanarts on bsky so now y'all get my brainworms.

durandal when he's winning: they're gonna measure my dick in lightyears, little man. i'm teleporting you into the ninth circle of hell, there's a button down there i need you to press. ciao durandal when he's losing: listen man. we're gonna be ok. you're important to me

(Walking around the disgusting alien monster laboratory) I CAN’T believe how incubator-like my body temperature is right now. Oh no, my security keycard fell right out of my poorly-fitting scientist clothes. Guess I have to bend over. Haha, I’m so clumsy, I knocked it closer to your weird slimy body

i don't want to play a magic game with spock and pinkie pie i want to play magic with some weird fucked up elf named skeldark whose text says "the groves of yenfield were watered with blood that year" - book of skeldark

In 1952, an abandoned shrine was found in the Wakayama prefecture of Japan. This temple, known as Rabu Shrine (羅父神宮), had signs of occupation as late as the 1920s. These documents, including postcards and manuscripts by the priest Sōkū (桑空), were recovered at the site:

An old faded postcard featuring a green-tinted black and white photograph. Near the entrance to a Shintoist shrine, a line of congregants kneel before an enormous insect larva, tall as at least two men. The larva twists into a regal pose, head clad with four imposing horns. It is covered in silken regalia, and holds a variety of amulets in its six limbs.
The postcard has a purple stamp atop it, proof of visit to Rabu Shrine as part of a pilgrimage. Below, stamped blue text reads:
ル祀ミ育神蟲テニ宮神父羅
(At Rabu Shrine, the insect God is raised and worshipped.)