found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage

Blue sky nice ghost@rajandelman.bsky.social · 2d ago

Going to r/foodiesnark. They are very mean

sorry I went absolutely crazy mode on the plums you had in the fridge, my bad fr, they were thick as hell

Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.

IDK about you but I’ve got to have friction to be able to create. Absolutely loving being back on making music with what is now 26 year old software

I have discovered cobbler YouTube it is very good 👞

This is definitely what happened because this weekend a fox came into my house in dead of night and ate my kid’s school shoes

Dan Barrett@dasbarrett.bsky.social · 4w ago

Pretty sure a fox came into my house in dead of night and stole one of my Birkenstock sandals for a tasty* treat Why oh why could this fox not have stolen both sandals as uncertainty about whether the other sandal is actually still in the house somewhere prevents me from buying a new pair *YMMV

Tell me what’s more awesome in terms of pretending to be a chef than whisking egg with a chopstick I’ll wait

Being a carpenter for 30 years has made me superb at sharpening things. All Airbnb knife drawers are an abomination, so I take a diamond stone on holiday. To the people after us who experience that thing where it's as though a tomato is weirdly made of nothing: you're welcome.

Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge (in Lego) Credit to Jason Allemann & Kristal / @jkbrickworks

Pretty sure a fox came into my house in dead of night and stole one of my Birkenstock sandals for a tasty* treat Why oh why could this fox not have stolen both sandals as uncertainty about whether the other sandal is actually still in the house somewhere prevents me from buying a new pair *YMMV

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Anish Kapoor at Hayward Gallery was excellent. Dim sum in Chinatown was excellent. Spider Man on the #1 screen Odeon Leicester Square was excellent. Great London(UK) day out treating ourselves

Hummingbird hawk-moth. Apparently warm weather and high winds means we have a lot of them this year

This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10 (IG: fenrirfanclub)

Cornish seagulls are another level huh

Trent Reznor can’t spell ‘potato’ and is deemed unfit for public office Nine Inch Dan Quayles

Jim Unwin@jimunwin.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Trent Reznor pursues his childhood dream, producing a puppet show reimagining of the 80s comedy drama Auf Wiedersehen, Pet: Nine Inch Jimmy Nail

Really hope System of a Down play ‘Three Lions (Football’s Coming Home)’ at Tottenham Stadium (London, UK) tonight

Of course, System of a Down in the main event tonight. I just popped out to Aldi and it was nice to see multigenerational metal fans walking up Tottenham High Road

Dan Barrett@dasbarrett.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Oh wow I can hear Queens of the Stone Age sound checking at Tottenham Stadium (London, UK)

Oh wow I can hear Queens of the Stone Age sound checking at Tottenham Stadium (London, UK)

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Man alive I just want to be able to wear something other than shorts and a t-shirt it is not a good look for me 🥵

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Stevie Chick gets to grips with a 'miraculous' album in the form of a twenty year anniversary reissue package.

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Whoa BTS up the road at Tottenham Stadium (London, UK) this evening is absolutely going off I have never heard a crowd screaming like this

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Saw this guy eating a grape in a tree round the corner

Lightning as seen from Brighton. This was taken on my mid-price phone camera. Magic is all around us.

The crowd for Bad Bunny in Tottenham (north east London, UK) today is the best vibes since Beyoncé IMO

You’ve doomed your last MF

Dan Hon@danhon.com · 2mo ago

you've fought your last foo you've speared your last britney you've farmed your last alien ant

I have some 🎶 Citronella candles! 🎶 on order I am so pumped #BornToBeWild

Dan Barrett@dasbarrett.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Something I enjoy is singing anything with six syllables to the rhythm / tune of the “heavy metal thunder!” bit in ‘Born to be Wild’ by Steppenwolf. Give it a go it might brighten your day. A slow thread 🧵

Something I enjoy is singing anything with six syllables to the rhythm / tune of the “heavy metal thunder!” bit in ‘Born to be Wild’ by Steppenwolf. Give it a go it might brighten your day. A slow thread 🧵