Decision Desk HQ@decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · 5h ago

DDHQ Race Update (est. 52% in): Massachusetts US Senate Democratic Primary Edward Markey (D): 316,172 (64.2%) Seth Moulton (D): 176,066 (35.8%) Follow more results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/races/293201

One of the California Raisins killed a kid with his car. The California growers association made it go away

Markey is actually a great example of how older Democratic politicians *could* react to changing times and concern over their age, but it would require old school political skill, which is actually looked down upon now in that party

NBC News@nbcnews.com · 6h ago

BREAKING: Democratic Sen. Ed Markey defeated Rep. Seth Moulton in the Senate primary in Massachusetts, NBC News projects, in a victory for the party’s progressive wing.

Nothing Milo says is real, it is all calculated for you to pay attention to one ugly English guy. I'd sooner care about what a parrot is saying

There are Elon Musks everywhere for those with eyes to see. -- An Unknown Philosopher

How accurate have Ed Zitron's AI skeptic predictions been? danluu.com/zitron/

Huh! Well, wouldn't worry about it. I was assured the states run elections, per the Constitution, by some of the smartest guys in the game, and thus any sort of annulment of elections was impossible. Wuts for lunch

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 14h ago

This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.

A minor Daily Wire personality, Michael Knowles, said something like this a few years back & even then got put on the defensive over saying something genocidal. It was not so long ago NC's Pat McCrory ended his political career over a bathroom ban law. There was a normalization push to get here

Kasey Gifford@kaseygifford.bsky.social · 15h ago

Someday soon hes going to be over and trans folk will continue to exist and, hopefully, thrive, for as long as there are humans on this planet.

I am sick to my stomach right now as I look at my nearly completed manuscript for "A Game Of Fog & Chance: A @gooffkings.bsky.social Mystery"

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterday

“Bad news for publisher HarperCollins: The book-buying subset of MrBeast fans appears to be vanishingly small. Two people close to the project say The Most Dangerous Games is on track to be a historic bomb…”

Possible tax credit on the table for 2 year community college tuition? Nothing is off the table and the night is young..

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · 20h ago

What @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social told me the House agenda will be next year if Democrats win —Reverse Trump’s Medicaid cuts —Extend expired ACA tax credits —Restore Congress’s authority on tariffs —“Decisively” end the Iran war Beyond that: “We’ve established five working groups on affordability”

This little pig is eating through the Ozempic

“No matter how much you want to hold back the tide, you can’t escape this obvious fact: The future of editorial writing is Noonan-based.” — Paul Gigot, editorial page editor

‘Wall Street Journal’ Defends Decision To Publish Peggy Noonan–Generated Article

NEW YORK—Justifying the move as simply the next stage in journalism’s continual evolution, The Wall Street Journal on Monday defended its decision to publish a Peggy Noonan–generated article. “No matt...

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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

BK?@whitesox.bsky.social · yesterday

My “We Operate Under U.S. Law” ad is raising a lot of questions already answered by the ad.

Cool father in law alert!

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · yesterday

Wanna feel old? This is viral senation "peanut butter baby" today:

Bo Thompson@gaudipern.bsky.social · 2d ago

It's not until he says the magic words, that he fears losing control, that it fully clicks. It's not that he believes philanthropy is bad, it's that the risk of someone receiving his money who he doesn't approve of is a bigger problem than the risk that his money helps no one. That speaks volumes.

Too lazy to Photoshop this with a photo of @jessefarrar.com and to change the ideology from being deeply hateful to something funny about his life. This should NOT be taken as an invitation for the general public to do so.

Elizabeth Taylor@elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 3d ago

LOL

I've always been on Wile E Coyote's side. The man is trying to eat

I didn't run through O'Hare for my layover. I did speedwalk though. And it wasn't for my connecting flight. It was because Frontera Grill was closing in 2 minutes and I'm such a fat fuck I'm transporting a cubano sandwich by air. Like EAGLES do

The only thing I want to hear out of your country ass are the words "here is the pizza money you asked for." Begone.

I need $250 for snacks. It is an emergency. Nod if you understand.

Oh my God Bill hader is skyjacking my flight. He's using the PA system on board to talk about his favorite Agnes Varda and Yasujiro Ozu movies. He seems like a total dick and has issued no demands

I did not sufficiently appreciate when I lived in Chicago how its location made every flight the same length. Whereas every flight from/to LA is The Odyssey

When this becomes a completely unknowledgeable guy watching football account in a week

Gary Oldman's Evil Laugh

ALT: Gary Oldman's Evil Laugh

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If you're having a rough day, here's something: several of the villains in the viral English town council Zoom meeting from the pandemic have since died. They are remembered as tyrants and their graves are unmarked

So Jacob Soboroff is actually extremely cool and everyone should Connect with him

weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 3d ago

If this is the real Jacob Soboroff say "weeder" after the next commercial break (I'm so sorry)

My version of the Jom Gabbar from Dune is having my Denny's plate put in front of me and being told to eat each item in the order of least desired to most (mixed fruit > eggs > bacon > sausage)

lol