Jane Naranjo

@janenaranjo.bsky.social

She/They - Trans poet and author Editor for @lastsyllablelit.bsky.social

For my loyal followers who may be worried about my job placement: yes, the rumors are true. My JOANN's Fabric is closing in a few months. Fortunately, because of my recent writing classes, I have a new job lined up in the unemployment office!

Some words of advice: Don't use half & half in place of milk when making creamy tomato soup. Don't turn on the "large burner" option on your electric stove when making grilled cheese for aforementioned soup. Make sure the smoke alarm doesn't go off while you are trying to fix the previous mistakes.

I've decided to become more active on here, mainly just because I need an outlet for my snarky sarcasm before my customers at JOANN's ask my manager to fire me. Anyway, see you all in a few months when I remember this platform exists again!