Juicius Maximus 😘
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🇳🇬 | ΔΣΘ | Mini Muscle Mami 🥰
I just helped an older lady carry her suitcase and get situated on the airport shuttle. I guess that’s why we work out, huh? Might as well go change some oil or something. Put some batteries in an alternator. Put an extra notch in a car’s belt.
Spongearms
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Stop tinting y'alls rear windows so dark! I'm tryna see the traffic in front of you
Nosey Dog Looking Through The Door
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Josh Johnson sounds like if Katt Williams & Chuckie Finster had a baby and that baby is an adult now.
I don’t care when yall go outside of the community. I do be concerned when you go outside and reach down to the bottom of the barrel. Like why do she look like Woody Harrelson bro?
Somebody send me $10,000,000 so I can quit my job.
You GOTTA be militant about the stimuli you consume. That shit is planting seeds in your mind and you don’t even realize it
Fall lovers get behind me cause these I like hot weather folks got us all fucked up right now. ITS OVER HUNDRED DEGREES AINT NOBODY HAVING FUN IN THIS WEATHER.
I haven’t really had a chance to talk to my emotional support bsky boyfriends in days. Sigh.
Sad Monkey Sighs on Couch
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If you want to eat at the oldest yakiniku restaurant in #Kyoto, this is the place! 🥩🤤 You'll understand once you taste the meat here; it's incredibly high quality and truly delicious. [con't]👇🏽
So you bite into cold ice cream and hot chicken at the same time? My teeth would fall out or my brain would short circuit.. not sure which.
La Reina del Rye@breadbae.blacksky.app · 2d agoHell the fried chicken sandwich with ice cream was also a surprise winner.
I just had my first dry, dirty martini. Now I’m tryna ****** **** somebody’s son.
Question - do you cut up your food before eating or do you cut as you eat?
I be getting it just fine in this extra-medium shirt, thank you very much! @beigewunder.blacksky.app
I have blackout curtains in my room and blackout blinds in every window.. ain’t *no* light coming in if I don’t want it. 😂
Phat Bottom Betty@the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 3d agoY’all don’t have blackout curtains in your bedroom?! Wild.
