Welp, I am finally at the point in my weight loss that I am losing my booty and I am NOT THRILLED about it.
Shameless plug for Dicks Fields. Help me celebrate my 200th show with my people 🫶🏼
Can’t bring myself to make it to early merch so I just ordered everything in dry goods 🤣
Well they got all the songs I didn’t want to hear out of the way 🤣
Is England going to lose because Harry Kane talked about Trump? 💀
Thinking about all the strange encounters I’ve had with people I met through phish twitter and MAN, I feel like I could write a book 💀
Texting a man is so embarrassing like I don’t have time for this shit.
Happiest of days to a broad that will absolutely rage you under the table, and that includes your cousin who lives on 'shine, that listens to nothing but WSMFP 4.17.99 Pusherman w Bobby. She is naturally funny. She is naturally beautiful. She has a thing for beaters.HBD @nicoleeyoooo.bsky.social
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @nicoleeyoooo.bsky.social !!!!!! AN ABSOLUTE GEM OF A FRIEND I AM SO BLESSED TO RAGE WITH YOU!!!!! 🎉🎂🥳✨🎊🎈🪩🐈⬛🎶💀🎸🍾👯♀️
I can sit through a 6.5 hour tattoo no problem but I CANNOT deal with the healing process. Good lord.
The woman doing my pedicure commented on how smooth my legs are and this the same feeling as making your therapist laugh.
I am trying the viral Trader Joe’s gummy worms. Will report back if I shit myself.
Today’s goal is to finish the water and finish the weed before our flight.
