I’m at a dog park happy hour and this girl just whipped out all these games from her “bar purse”
Got my phish ac ptbm fulfilled and holy shit might be priced out of multi night runs after this one.
Mr softee hasn’t been on my block all summer I’m about to write a strongly worded letter
I’ll probably only have to charge my electric toothbrush like 60 more times and then death
Early phish song: The masticated muskrat troubadour Trampled by toenail debris Had octopus tentacle tantrums In Aesop’s insatiable tree Later phish: Na na na na na na na na yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah We are ether in the atmosphere And my soul is soaring on wings of gold
(Very) early Depeche song: So I'm bopping now And it's lovely to watch you dance Ooo-ooo (synth beeps) Later Depeche song: Your leather is my crime The beat is so sublime The apocalypse is mine (massive stomps) (Live variant addition: "C'MON LET'S SEE THOSE HANDS!")
Shameless plug for Dicks Fields. Help me celebrate my 200th show with my people 🫶🏼
I think the Vintage Books logo and the Janus Films logo should have sex with each other
Nene’s gay friend event guy in these first two seasons of RHOA should have 20 seasons of his own show.
Started real housewives of Atlanta from the beginning. This should last me 6 months
Don’t ever insult public transportation with your public transportation obsessed kid.