Forgot I had my bloody ghost face earrings on and got my passport photo taken 💀
Holy shit the guy who loves to mansplain at work saw me taking food out of the microwave and said “FOOD IS USUALLY HOT WHEN IT COMES OUT OF THE MICROWAVE” and I feel like workplace violence is warranted.
Man, I really wanted to like this new Netflix Monster on Lizzie Borden but it fucking sucks.
My sleep schedule is fucked after dicks. Normally I’d be asleep almost three hours already.
How many times would you ask someone to go to a show with you if they said no every time?
Southwest no longer doing family boarding may win back my loyalty 🤣
spending a phish show with a stone cold pack of foxes >>>>>>>>>
Wondering if I’m going to shit out glitter tomorrow from the edible glitter that was in my drink tonight.
This year will be my tenth Dicks weekend. A decade of dicks, if you will.
Morning crew iso 1 3 day field pass or will even piece together field days for dicks #phish
LOL @ me thinking I was going to go to a 6am orange theory class. ON VACATION.
Going back two hours is great when you love to sleep in. Feeling well rested for the first time since March 🤣
If anyone has an extra pair of tickets for Sat, please keep me and Mark in mind.
Almost made a million dollar mistake at work because my nails are too long 🫠
Nothing like getting SEVEN more vacation days in the same pay period that your Colorado trip falls under 🙌🏽
Never let anyone tell you not to make friends on the internet. Unless it’s Reddit.
Just hanging out under a bridge in Brooklyn last night @tmsparks.bsky.social @paytheslacker.bsky.social @nicoleeyoooo.bsky.social @imfartybaby.bsky.social