Charlatain

@charlatain.bsky.social

L'imposteur Magnifique 💜 Love is Real, So Fix Your Hearts Or Die! Staunch Supporter of Real Human Art This page is NSFW 🔞 Vsona.co/Charley Pfp by: @fruitbatcaldron.bsky.social Banner by: @tamachitatsu.bsky.social

Ough I love my beautiful city, package delivered to the front of my building (despite my instructions) literally heard the truck pull away from outside my window. By the time I was at the front the package was just plum gone despite literal 1 minute old photographic evidence it was there... 🤪

I am begging and pleading on my fucking knees for people to stop putting on the strongest cologne and perfume before going to the gym. I know we're all secretly doing this for vanity and not health but im fucking suffering because you refuse to be perceived as smelly at the stink palace.

Boutta go to taco bell and lettucemaxx. I've got 2 weeks left at this job and I'm gonna spend as much time as I possibly can getting my boss makes a dollar compensation 💪

Uh oh, new book drama just dropped! Popular series bad becauze it's easy to read and kinda stupid? Who could have seen this coming! Bring back the classics like uh... The Count of Monte Cristo! Surely that's a fantastic and timeless piece full of wonderful prose and incredibly deep subtext!

I think I need to start believing in love as a God like my idol Chuck Tingle. What could be more romantic than the actual feeling of the spirit moving you towards warmth and happiness?

It's not enough to be against AI, you need to be pro art. You need to be a champion of the art you love, you need to share that passion and joy, and do what you can to support the artists who make it, because it's not enough to hate AI, to hate what it's doing to art and media; you gotta love.

Maybe I'm not enough of a turbo virgin and just a normal virgin to understand this, but why the fuck is the number pad disabled as a default? Is this some holdover from the 80s or does it have a genuine function outside of numbers now that mice exist?