Bob Fischer

@bobfischer.bsky.social

Writer and mumbler. Haunted Generation, Fortean Times, Electronic Sound, Doctor Who Magazine, Shindig, Mulgrave Audio, Wiffle Lever To Full, Scarred For Life and Summer Winos. Summat to do innit

Kim Hellberg needs to employ me as a "Typical Boro" consultant. He's relatively new to all this, but after 45 years of bitter experience I can see these results coming a bloody mile off.

Heartbroken to hear about the loss of Sandra Kerr. In 2015, I tentatively contacted her to ask if she'd like to be a guest on my old radio show. I was hoping for a ten-minute phone interview about Bagpuss and the folk tradition, but she drove down to the studio in Middlesbrough...

Come to Whitby's Flowergate Hall for Halloween this Saturday! A full 'At The Back Of The North Wind' night of splendid weirdness, including my exclusive countdown of the country's current Top 40 Witches. Good midweek placings for all of those pictured below, but who will make the final cut? 7pm...

Elizabeth Montgomery as Samantha in Bewitched. Grotbags, looking relaxed in the Pink Windmill. Evil Edna from Willo The Wisp. Lizzie Dripping and her witch of choice.

Roughly once a year I remember with incredulity that, within the 21st century, shopping centres had bowls of carnivorous fish and people would pay to put their bare feet in them and have the dead skin nibbled off while daytime shoppers stood around watching.

What happened to pub quiz machines? Four blokes huddled around a bleeping cabinet, pints in hand, all shouting "D! D! It's D - MARTIN FUCKING PETERS!" then groaning in unison when the bloke on the buttons goes rogue and presses "C - BOBBY CHARLTON". It all seemed to vanish overnight in about 2009.