Kirsty Webeck
@kirstywebeck.bsky.social
Comedian. The people’s stepdad. 🎤 Bendigo, Meeniyan and Melbourne shows next! 🤣 Come see me tell jokes! 👇🏻 🎟️ https://www.kirstywebeck.com/tickets 📧 contact@kegtouring.com
What a lineup on this week's Who Knew It with Matt Stewart podcast! @tonymartin.bsky.social, @kirstywebeck.bsky.social and Ben Russell! In your pod feeds now!
It’s awesome they let them play footy at the Kylie concert.
I just saw a post that said “The Unwritten Rules of Melbourne” followed by a list of rules that were very much written.
Serves him right for *checks notes* speaking out about a genocide.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · last mo.The rapper Macklemore has been dropped as an opening act from Ed Sheeran’s stadium tour after he said “Free Palestine” onstage at a concert this month.
*me standing on the scales and looking at the number* “Not bad for someone with two wolves inside them.”
Jetstar shouldn’t even be charging for the flights if we’re being honest.
If you’re not from Melbourne, you’re only allowed to read this first post, not the one below!
150,000 marched yesterday in London for trans rights. Opened the Sky News app. Scrolled and scrolled. Nothing. BBC News app. Nothing. Guardian app. Nothing. This is what actual silencing looks like.
Telling everyone it was coke that flew out of my nose so they don’t know the truth: it was a bogey.
I’m listening to an awesome new podcast. It gets delivered straight to my messages app in 3 minute chunks and it’s all about how my mate is ANGRY at her boyfriend.
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It’s weird hearing Pauline Hanson banging on about wanting a monoculture. When I was in high school, everyone was actively trying to stamp out a monoculture. We were told not to kiss or share drinks and toothbrushes! A vote for Pauline Hanson is a vote for Epstein-Barr virus.
Fired my financial advisor today. Pam The Bird and Hughesy have got this all under control.
In Australia, when you turn 50 you get sent a bowel cancer screening kit and when you turn 40 you get sent a login for the snap, send, solve app.
OK, rant incoming. I’m on a pet-friendly flight for the first time. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m an animal lover but I think it’s absolutely disgusting there are pets onboard this aircraft and I am seated rows apart from them and can’t even have a little peek.
My first time selling out a Cairns show early enough to put an extra show on. Had two belters today. Thanks so much for getting around me, Cairns!
Who do we know in these spots? 👀 Cairns, Nambour, Brisbane, Brunswick Heads, Sydney and Newcastle shows coming up! 🎤
