Alexander CW (ガルツォ)
@gartzolicious.bsky.social
Zarauztarra del bigote sepsi, co-autor de MNB. He sortit a l’APM. ⚾️ Chicago Cubs 🏈 Dallas Cowboys 📍Londinium
Piastri finally realised he was turning into Mark Webber himself
The Race [Unofficial]@the-race.com.web.brid.gy · 2d ago
Verstappen team radio after his steering issues yesterday: "You want to know something funny?" Engineer: "Go on..." Verstappen: "The steering wheel is now heavy to the right..." Engineer: "Wonderful. Your one-liners were better yesterday." Verstappen: "The day is still young!" #F1 #SaoPauloGP
7 championships, a ridiculous amount of money and he still hasn't stopped whining
AUTOSPORT Bot (Unofficial)@autsport-com.bsky.social · 5d agoHamilton backs claims Leclerc races him harder than F1 rivals #F1
did the milwaukee brewers close the hell portal the chicago cubs opened in 2016
🏈Tots al Blitz! S10E18🏈 📢El punt de no retorn de l'NFL 🏖️Tenim equips que ja pensen en les vacances mentre d'altres agafen embranzida pels playoff 👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mMl...
Scorching from Italy's La Gazzetta dello Sport: "Kimi Antonelli e campeone del mundo di Formula 1. Grazie al suo talento, alla macchina e a non avere corse in Ferrari." "Kimi Antonelli is a Formula 1 world champion. Thanks to his talent, the car and the fact that he isn’t racing for Ferrari." #F1
Andrea Kimi Antonelli. Justísimo Campeón del Mundo de F1 2026.
Como siga así en la radio, Hamilton va a hacer salir al Safety Car
AHHHH, DEJAD DE LLORARRRRR. Putísimo Sky, de verdad.
ASH: Charizard, why won’t you listen? CHARIZARD: You need to have the prerequisite number of badges for me to listen to you. ASH: I have them! CHARIZARD: Half are fraudulent and you know it. You didn’t beat the gym. ASH: but CHARIZARD: I take occupational licensing very seriously, Ash Ketchum.
El acceso a paddock es algo que deberían restringir, y lo dice alguien que “se muere” por ir. Pero por supuesto, poderoso caballero es Don Dinero. A mi me veríais intentando acercarme a los coches, garajes, y quedarme embobado, no invadiendo el espacio personal de los pilotos/staff.
Chris Medland@chrismedlandf1.bsky.social · 2w agoIsack Hadjar has also been summoned to the stewards tomorrow morning for “misconduct relating to an incident in the Formula 1 paddock today” Hadjar pushed a fan who had tried to put an arm round him and take a selfie as he was walking to the garage #F1 #MexicoGP
El PP no se presentará al Senado en Gipuzkoa, Girona, Wisconsin y Eurovisión junior.
Espérate que aún será considerada una genialidad.
Alexander CW (ガルツォ)@gartzolicious.bsky.social · 2w ago¿Qué cojones acaban de jugarse los Lions? WTF.
¿Qué cojones acaban de jugarse los Lions? WTF.
Favorite film in haiku: With the beaches closed, Time to go fishing. Uh-oh. Need a bigger boat.
HalfBakedRhymes@halfbakedrhymes.com · 2w agoFavorite film in haiku: Of all the gin joints In all the towns in the world She walks into mine
FRODO: I will carry the ring to Mordor, though I know not the way. ARAGORN: Ayo, this motherfucker got hammered and used the One Ring as a party trick at the bar. ELROND: what GANDALF: lmao. My buddy's the barkeep. He told me all about it. ELDROND: what GANDALF: Anyway, give him the ring.
The Shire-Reckoning@shire-reckoning.bsky.social · 2w agoFrodo wakes. ‘Where am I?’ ‘In the House of Elrond. It is ten o’clock in the morning. The morning of October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know.’ ‘Gandalf!’ ‘Yes, I am here. And you are lucky to be here, too, after all the absurd things you have done since you left home.’
