Part of the problem with regularly mass deleting my posts is important things like this being lost LOL
optiMSTie
@optimstie.bsky.social
Just this guy. I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc. Howdy! av: MST3K's Crow in tux banner: Keep circulating the tapes
The water is peanut butter cup flavored, but the shirt screams "diarrhea lettuce diarrhea."
Liquid Death teamed up with MrBeast to make the Feastables' branded Peanut Butter Cup water. #LiquidDeath #MrBeast
I can now say I've played, and finished, every mainline Legend of Zelda game, again. I finally, just now, finished The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom. :)
If every action has an equal and opposite reaction, then the existence of explosive diarrhea implies the existence of implosive diarrhea.
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The existence of a Timothy Thomerson implies the existence of a Jimothy Jhomerson.
I know most of everyone on here couldn't care less about Electronic Arts products, but now you can care EVEN LESS THAN THAT
EA is now owned by Saudi Arabia and Donald Trump's son-in-law
I have lots of friends on here who have been struggling so hard for so long, and are only still here to keep fighting because they shared their stories and the community did our best to help keep them afloat.
SERIOUS ANSWER with a lil' snark: Your consensus is largely shit. Lotsa struggles are discussed RIGHT HERE. I've done so. And we show support, listen, etc. We don't regard such struggles as shameful, weakness, or failures, & we sure as hell don't have to demonstrate perpetual LinkedIn high scores.
On social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?
Everybody struggles. Everybody grows. It sometimes even happens simultaneously. What we DON'T do is shame people for struggling. It's human. We stand by people who struggle. We celebrate people who win. That was the way LGBTQ+ millennials were raised, and I'm glad to say that's how Bsky gamers act.
On social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?
If you want to take a ride on a yacht to discover treasure turn to page 30. Page 30:
My pitch? Jaws is already perfect, rerelease it in theaters, every summer for a week.
BRIDE OF THE MONSTER 1955 Dir. Edward D. Wood, Jr Cin. William C. Thompson
Considering how much CONAN owes to Leone and Milius said the Conan practices his sword work on the beach scene is a reference to ONE EYED JACKS, you should also watch ild westerns if you want to make a movie like Conan.
Wanna make horror movies like Carpenter, Romero, etc all? Watch a bunch of old westerns.
SERIOUS ANSWER: forget a fifth Jaws movie. Just give us a film adaptation of the play The Shark Is Broken by Joseph Nixon and Robert Shaw's son Ian, a play that looks at the three leads filming Jaws. Or give us a taped performance of the play. Just SOME representation of The Shark Is Broken.
let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
Robert Shaw (Quint in #JAWS) playing with a shark jaw during a photoshoot in the Polo Lounge Terrcace at the Beverly Hills hotel, 17 June 1975. 📸 Photo taken by Fleet Street photographer Kent Gavin
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE POST If you want to make a screaming Matt Damon reference, turn to page 38. If you want to make a reference to the movie starring Hugh Grant, Sam Neill, and Tara Fitzgerald, turn to page 53.
Yeah, its on the website now. Here is your WNBA Cleveland logo for the Cleveland Sirens.
🎵 WATCH THE WAY I NAVIGATE 🎵 🎵 HA HA HA HA HA 🎵
I HAVE NO GROUP I HAVE NO CHAT
Doesn’t anybody out there have any good news to report? I mean, just one piece of… oh wait. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
‘Mystery Science Theater 3000: The RiffTrax Experiments’ Sets Online Release Schedule
"Mystery Science Theater 3000: The RiffTrax Experiments" has officially set release dates for the four new episodes of the beloved cult series.
variety.com
the makers of TMNT III: "We can't imagine why anyone didn't like the third movie." also the makers of TMNT III:
Thankfully, one of today's celebrity judges is Chubby Checker.
Between this and the upcoming driver monitoring cameras I'm doing everything I can to make my 2015 Honda Civic last forever
I misread that as "Bluesky is a political Ecto Cooler" and it just made me reflect on how I'm not here to talk about politics, I'm here to talk about Ecto Cooler which is to say, yes
"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care
And Arnold Vosloo as Imhotep AND Patricia Velasquez as Anck-su-namun *AND* John Hannah as Jonathan ***AAAAAND*** Kevin J. O'Connor as Beni backness status: WE'VE NEVER BEEN SO BACK BEFORE, MAMMAJAMMAS
Oded Fehr, who played Ardeth Bay in THE MUMMY and THE MUMMY RETURNS, has joined the cast of THE MUMMY 4. Brendan Fraser & Rachel Weisz will star. From directors Radio Silence. In theaters October 15, 2027.
I WILL STRAIGHT-UP TAPE A LARGE JANKY PIECE OF CARDBOARD OVER THIS i ain't playing with y'all
This sucks ass. When I start my car I want to be able to put my foot on the pedal and drive off. I dont want to watch an ad. A distracting ad. Right in the middle of my console. Again. This sucks ass.
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