Me, trying to figure out if I want to bet on this Crystal Palace vs Newcastle match on Sunday.
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Me, trying to figure out if I want to bet on this Crystal Palace vs Newcastle match on Sunday.
Larry David Looks Confused and Annoyed
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Preeeeeetty sure that "Iwobi" goal for Fulham this weekend was outside the post and deflected in off a Hull player. Anyone seen a correction yet?
Some of my best friends - including the guy who helped me with the ORIGINAL StatsBomb radar designs in 2014, complete with painful Photoshop template and all - made this game and it is great.
Beseech mythic enchantresses to out-wit and out-witch your cabal! At the equinox festival, brew potions, bind mystic familiars, and hex your rivals. Can you outwit and outwitch your coven? Gather your friends and discover Which Witch? on Kickstarter today!
Two of my friends have made a spectacular little board game that is perfect for friends called Which Witch? It is fun, has fantastic art, and arrives just in time for spooky season. I'd love it if you supported their Kickstarter. Thanks! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cur...
Which Witch? - A card game by Nathaniel James
Summon mythic enchantresses and use their powers to out-wit and out-witch your coven in a fantastical potion-brewing competition!
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Donyell Malen, Roma legend. He's been ridiculous since moving to Italy.
Having a great midweek set of rounds on Variance Betting, but Dortmund currently being outshot 7-1 by Bodo. As I said when I made that bet in the column - I hate myself.
Real Madrid's attack through the first 8 matches. We rarely see a full attacking umbrella of stats sustained in a top league. Box office.
I enjoy how WhoScored has a Liverpool midfielder listed as "Allister." Like, "No no, the Mac is silent like the W in Nor_w_ich"
Ground out a fun small win to kick off the CL gambling campaign, including the Arsenal Asian Handicap + clean sheet acca. The Champ went weird tonight with lots of away wins, which is why it's still the most fun league to follow. More Variance Betting analysis tomorrow!
Praise baby jesus, football is back on this weekend. Variance Betting went into the break on a HUGE heater across all of the leagues we cover (EPL, Eng Champ, MLS). And there is a tasty schedule this weekend. If you are interested in our analysis, sign up below!
George Wendt in the Super Fans Skit: OKAY, so we got dis viewer hypotetical. DAHnuld Trump... versis Obama and DA POPE. Who wins?
I don’t think it hubris to say that Obama’s favorite baseball team is a safe distance from this bullshit.
The people we interview at SR often express surprise and appreciation that we pay them for any one-off work products we ask them to produce ahead of time. That‘s messed up. If you run a company, pay people for this prep work. We will also cover child care if needed for you to interview.
How likely are Man City to be expelled from the Premier League? @mixedknuts.bsky.social and @patrickbvs.bsky.social explain why they could be kicked out of the Football League entirely. Plus: which managers are on the hot seat? www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_CL...
Why the Premier League HAS Kick Out Man City
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We're up +17 since 9th September. +9 of that has come from MLS alone. MLS keeps going while Europe pauses for international break. Today's Variance Betting edition is entirely focused on it. Join here: www.thetransferflow.com/upgrade
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Shared an elevator with Michelle Monaghan today, a spectacular celebrity crush since Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang. If you need me, I'll be floating up here on cloud 9.
6-0 to start the Variance Betting weekend in England after a +6 last week as well. Absolute flames coming from the analysis column. We might still have it*. * we do not believe in jinxes. (Most days.)
Man United had a man advantage for 70 minutes vs City and created nothing. Full episode covers: • Why United can't break teams down • Spurs still haven't scored • Arsenal survive Sunderland thanks to Raya's insane save • Should Liverpool sell Wirtz? Plus: Hull's shockingly good start to the season
Man United Are Exactly What We Thought They Were
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'Welcome to Chelsea, the delightfully weird player trading hedge fund that masquerades as a football team on weekends.' He's not wrong tbf lol
Hope you didn't think anyone else would be able to displace Arsenal and Man City in the top two, it's not looking good www.thetransferflow.com/p/fraud-watc...
I would like to thank Raul Jimenez for his service in producing a lovely little opening weekend of Variance Betting - Championship action. Otherwise that Blades v Wolves match was pretty dreadful.
MLS on Variance Betting went 4 for 4 midweek, which felt nice after getting beat up on small bets for the early Premier League schedule. Eng Champ comes online for us today too, which means the newsletter is now BUSY. Fun fact: Newcastle are currently averaging 20 shots conceded per match.
Truly a wild batch of transfer grades today: • City nearly spend £500m • Liverpool break the British record again • Hull sign 18 players • Ipswich take crazy risks And also: • Leeds were just sensible and normal www.thetransferflow.com/p/transfer-g...
£466m later, did Manchester City get worse?
Plus transfer grades for Liverpool, Hull, Ipswich and Leeds
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We liked Chelsea's business, but today's transfer grades feature some of our more negative evaluations for: • Crystal Palace • Coventry • Everton • Fulham www.thetransferflow.com/p/chelsea-we...
Chelsea went on a player trading frenzy
Plus transfer grades for Coventry, Palace, Everton and Fulham
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The next installment of our Transfer Grades is about to drop. Every year Fulham fans seem to get grumpy with me because I don't like their window. But I did like ONE deal this summer. (Even if I mostly hated their window again. You'll have to read them to find out why.)
Arsenal probably won't get this level of production out of Tzolis in the Premier League, but the early signs are very promising.
It's transfer grades season! All coming out this week for the Premier League, starting with: • Arsenal • Aston Villa • Bournemouth • Brentford • Brighton www.thetransferflow.com/p/transfer-g...