Artemis ✨️🔧
@artemisronan.bsky.social
He/Him - Technical Director for @stupendiumsoftwork.bsky.social Part of the team from @polyarmorygame.bsky.social Voice of Colt Michigan Narrator for @oasiscyberpunk.bsky.social
Those “never connect your tv to the internet” psychos don’t sound so crazy now huh
This is insane. LG TVs: - record audio & text convert all conversations in your home at all times up to 70ft away - log every smart device in your home - record what you're watching - records when disconnected from internet, saves until reconnected m.youtube.com/watch?v=6IFV...
idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great
Johnny Lawrence Pound Chest
Alt: Johnny Lawrence pounds his chest and points at camera. The caption is 'My Man'
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Procreate confirms it has NO plans to add generative AI features to its apps. The company continues to stand firmly against integrating generative AI into its creative tools.
Saw Coyote vs Acme today- it was as good as yall have been saying. I have more thoughts but don't want to spoil it until it's out of theaters. Go see it, it's worth it!
Acme Vs Coyote Acme Sucks
Alt: Acme Vs Coyote scene, Coyote holds up a sign saying 'Acme Sucks' while in the courtroom. His lawyer sees it and smacks the sign trying to take it down.
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one sentence horror: there are still games being released in 2026 that save graphics settings to the steam cloud save
There's nothing quite like getting a positive review on your game, and noticing it's the first review they ever left on Steam
Baby Deku Appreciates You This Much!
ALT: Baby Deku Appreciates You This Much!
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Calculated review count of thirty thousand, six hundred and four point two six four... repeating, of course.
Meet me… at the acclaim gate.
The early bird gets the worm, but the later bird can eat the seeds or fruit and isn't stuck eating a worm, which is preferable to some.
Me, running into someone that knew me back when I was heavily masking
sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense
okay so you’re telling me that the extremely culturally pervasive myth that celery has “negative calories” originates from fucking FABLE????? thats absolutely batshit and somehow also makes complete sense with where we’re at
Me: I wish my friends would try the game I made. The middle finger on the monkey's paw curls slowly downward with incredible effort, then pops back up, flipping me off
I'm glad Zero Company is spicing up the Star Wars universe, but man, these are some Glup-Shitto-ass names.
I absolutely love Blender, but I swear, 3d folks seem allergic to it. In my entire life and 15+ years in gamedev, I have literally only met two skilled professionals that used Blender. Everyone else is, apparently, paying adobe tons of money for the privilege to not use it. So weird.
"game devs are way too inspired by other games these days" No, this isn't actually the problem. The issue is that (some) game devs either don't know how to improve on what has come before or don't want to. Many developers don't actually know what "good" is & we see it everyday on Reddit/YouTube
If you ever feel bad about botching your indie game release, remember that you'll never be as bad as Ubisoft. They literally forgot to upload the actual game.
not to be rude but this is the stupidest thing i've ever read in my life. Roko's Bureaucracy
It's a minor complaint, but it kind of bugs me when games have gigantic monstrous humanoids that speak and sound exactly like humans. Slap a filter on the voice, make it really reverberate through that four foot tall neck.
A twitch streamer saying The fit is... there. Yes. Yeah. It's there. about one of my character designs is the compliment I needed today
I'm pretty sure the whole 'gold card' thing was caused by Trump thinking immigrants were given a government funded credit card upon entering the country. Because they were granted a visa.
Man... Fuck Reggie Watts. This is horrifying, and deserves a full read through, if you can stomach it. Burn your idols. cw: suicide, drug abuse, SA www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
Reggie Watts Is a Prominent Ketamine Advocate. Was It His Ex's 'Undoing'?
Comedian and musican Reggie Watts is a prominent ketamine advocate. Was it his ex-girlfriend's "undoing"?
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“I’ve heard a data center is being built in my neighborhood and I’m excited for all jobs it will create”
"it's not me being disconnected from reality, it's THEM, via insidious means, changing reality to fuck with specifically me, a truth-seer."
Quick quesition- If you make art for video games (AAA, indie, hobby, or whatever), how comfortable are you with source control like Perforce, Plastic, or Git? What parts scare or confuse you? Also, if you do other things besides art, but source control is still scary, your feedback also welcome!
Most folks can tell when something is made with AI. AI disclosures matter, so we don't have to spend mental energy playing detective on everything. Folks against AI disclosures have one goal- trying to trick people into buying something they don't want to support.
The game I've worked on with the highest MC user score is somehow a bizarre product of a year-long game jam about dating your guns. ....That's gamedev, baby!!!
Today, @polyarmorygame.bsky.social hit enough reviews on metacritic to get qualify for a calculated User Score. Your move, games critics!