new sticker pack incoming bc I’m just so tired of all this shit
Starling Ronan
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buying this and playing it today!!! a narrative game with a cool ass art style and a whole recipe book?? thrilling. could not be more excited.
Visai Games | Venba is Available now!!@visaigames.bsky.social · yesterdayVenba is now just $3.75 which is just 3$ which is really just 2$ which is basically free! The sale is only for one more week so grab it while you can!
Oh shoot should probably share my game here too! Polyarmory- a first person shooter/dating sim where you date your guns as a paranoid right winger. It's pretty good, it's free and no micro transactions so try it out yourself! store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark fo...
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It came out a while back, but I keep going back to Guilty As Sock - it's a multiplayer courtroom improv game that is an absolute blast with a group of 5+ friends! Cute visuals, original gameplay, and really well polished! store.steampowered.com/app/3400930/...
Guilty as Sock! on Steam
Enter a chaotic courtroom where socks play lawyers, prosecutors, and judges! Use absurd evidence, craft wild arguments, and deliver verdicts in this hilarious online party game. Improvise, strategize,...
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"Indies will save us" No! YOU WILL SAVE INDIES! Go leave a review for that neat indie game you like, share the trailer for an upcoming game you're anticipating, tell your fave developer they did a good job, go tell people about such and such game that's just come out, you can make a difference!
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're ALL fake gamers.
so that essential oil or acetone photo transfer for making your own t shirts is not real and is, in fact, just for the reel i have been, yet again, bamboozled
The overwhelming millennial urge to post a video of the rain outside and some cryptic song lyrics, allowing ai assisted geoguessers to pinpoint my exact location, triggering a kill response from any nearby automated drones because my name appears on a government list for being too 'woke'
The Deep State wants to know what you’re looking at. Buy these sunglasses and obscure your eyes from the system. https://bit.ly/4wBnP4v
Watched Mortal Kombat II recently- and ended up unexpectedly liking it! Thought it was gonna be cheesy and filled with tons of video game references (it was)... But dang, Karl Urban really crushed it with Johnny Cage. Make every MK movie a little Cagey and you've my butt in a seat.
It'S Showtime Johnny Cage
Alt: Johnny Cage (played by Karl Urban) from the MKII movie, striking a pose and saying 'it's showtime'
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Disco Elysium has a section where your own internal psyche argues about why you can't climb a ladder, noting how difficult that is to add to a game. Polyarmoury does the same but... much bigger.
Ray Vallese@rayvallese.bsky.social · 3w agoThere are ways to trim your videogame development budget, and then there are *ways* to trim your videogame development budget.
Looking for something to do this Saturday? Polyarmory is FREE, Steamdeck/SteamOS certified, and rated Overwhelmingly Positive! Get in the bunker, Prepper. 🇺🇲
Poly 💞 Armory 🔫@polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 4w agoNow that's a thing of beauty:
Other indie games: I'll use this story beat to give some context and background info to the player, so they know more about their character and their motivations Polyarmory team: You know, I bet we can fit another Evangelion reference in here
Eternal Skies TCG RPG@eternalskies.neocities.org · 4w agoOther indie games: I'm gonna make a heartfelt and touching story that will bring the character to tears. Me: You know, I bet I can fit more references to Goodburger in here.
Remember when video games weren't afraid to use fixed camera angles? @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social remembers in this episode of Semi-Ramblomatic. Presented by @polyarmorygame.bsky.social.
The Modern Bum Camera Problem | Semi-Ramblomatic
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@polyarmorygame.bsky.social reaching overwhelmingly positive on steam has me out here like 🙂↕️
Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
ALT: Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
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We did it, overwhelmingly positive y'all! Now we just need enough reviews that we can delete every one mentioning ladders for some reason.
Poly 💞 Armory 🔫@polyarmorygame.bsky.social · 4w agoOne. Review. That's all we need now. You know what you must do.
Uh oh now we're going to be the ones observed. Go check out @secondwindgroup.com stream the game approximately 4 hours from this post.
Polyarmory Is a Game About Dating Guns | Hot Monday Energy
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So close to overwhelming positive. If you've played the game, help us confuse Steam even more.
Jenbles 🏳️⚧️@jenbles.bsky.social · 4w ago6 reviews to go - we're so close! Hopefully there's still some of y'all out there who played Polyarmory and haven't yet left a review.
Me, telling people to replay Polyarmory for the secret dialog
Iris/アイリス 🏳️⚧️@irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 4w ago
This is NOT what we've heard but can't be ruled out. Why is no one looking into this?
well anyway. this mens world cup has been a nice warmup for next year! can’t wait to watch the us women’s team absolutely crush for the fifth time #worldcup2026
Erling Haaland Meditates on the Field
ALT: Erling Haaland Meditates on the Field
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Folks have asked us, "Why didn't you charge for this game, it's so good!?" Because, Dear Reader, indie games are very hard to market. Especially a game like ours. Love the guns. Cherish the guns. Don't think about your ex-wife. Play Polyarmory. store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/...
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark fo...
store.steampowered.com
I played through Polyarmory and it's very stupid. It's hard to describe but the dedication to the bit on one ladder that goes on for over ten minutes was the most monkey island nonsense I have heard in some time.
IT'S FREEDOM DAY 🇺🇸 Which means it's the perfect time to enjoy the new Polyarmory 4th of July update! store.steampowered.com/news/app/422...
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love - 4th of July Extravaganza - Steam News
Join us this weekend for a special event featuring Colt Michigan, as he tells you the history of America alongside a glorious firework display.
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July 4th has come to the desert! Play Polyarmory for FREE (as in Freedom) now on Steam! Check out the new minigame, compete for a high score, and enjoy our limited time 4th of July Fireworks show and Historically Accurate US History lesson. store.steampowered.com/news/app/422...
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love - 4th of July Extravaganza - Steam News
Join us this weekend for a special event featuring Colt Michigan, as he tells you the history of America alongside a glorious firework display.
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