Richard Roberts

@inscrutablemachine.bsky.social

Writer of the Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm A Supervillain series and a bunch of books that are awesome but don't sell as well. https://www.amazon.com/stores/Richard-Roberts/author/B005XOLGVU I tell a lot of funny stories. (He/Him)

No idea where it's from, but it must have been from a stressful time several years ago. I found this on one of my drives I'm scrounging through and yeah, this is has been the mood lately, lmfao

Comic edit of Sticks the Badger with a blank stressed false smile saying "well SHIT"

Furries are like the Warhammer 40k Adeptus Mechanicus: It doesn't really matter if you find them unsettling or heretical because at the end of the day you still need one to make your life support machines work.

This is your reminder that Lilith left Adam because he was whining to God that he wanted an inferior helper, not an equal* partner. She left Adam, and refused to return despite threats. *Like Adam, Lilith was made from clay and thus equal in ability. Eve was made from Adam’s rib.

There is a demo out for the next Star Con... ahem, Free Stars game! But, in the most exasperating and authentic and entirely valid Star Control tradition, it's just the combat system. Might give us a peek at races, though.

I'm enjoying displaying personality in describing how characters eat ice cream. "Mipsy closed his mouth on the multicolored lumpy, gooey madness like the most lurid of kisses, his tongue extended to slather over the pink and white globes, then pluck an orange blob into his mouth to suck on."