The Bear

@bearlypolitics.co.uk

Editor of Bearly Politics. Commentator. Former NHS strategist. Supposed Tax Devourer. bearlypolitics.co.uk

It appears that the whole “migrants are a drain on the economy” argument isn’t nearly as robust as the interlocutors would like us to believe. Almost as though the rhetoric was purposefully incendiary and a thinly veiled attempt at scapegoating immigrants for the failure of multiple governments.

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As I write, I have about five unfinished drafts waiting for the attention they deserve - each of them going lower down the priority list because yet another scandal has overtaken them. Political news has become overwhelming - and I have to ask the question, was that the plan all along?

Flooding the Zone with S&*t: The End Stage

Five unfinished columns, one exhausted bear, and the political cost of never getting to the bottom of anything.

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Imagine describing a willingness to apologise for the transatlantic slave trade as a “shock stance”. Not the enslavement nor the exploitation. Certainly not the millions of lives devastated. No, no - the suggestion that perhaps we should say sorry. Extraordinary editorial priorities.

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Oh, do fuck off with the “Andrew faces fresh torment” nonsense. The story concerns police inquiries into visits involving Epstein and Maxwell. Mountbatten-Windsor’s discomfort is simply not the central human tragedy here. The survivors deserve the attention, not another fucking sympathy headline.

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Build the wall! Secure the border! Stop the migrants! Unless, of course, it’s a defeated right-wing politician fleeing a court order. Then apparently the Trumplethinskin White House becomes a rather exclusive immigration concierge service.

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Women are not responsible for preventing men from raping them. Men are responsible for not raping women. The fact that you’ve managed to reverse those responsibilities while discussing actual rape allegations is fucking revolting. Be better, for Christ’s sake.

Black Dog@blackdog1979.bsky.social · 4d ago

My view is that women had a choice to not go near this obviously highly sexed man. Some were raped but the majority put themselves in harms way because he was known for his serial prowess. He was famous in the papers for his conquests. Why go near him unless you were starstruck

I simply cannot believe that we live in a time when a man accused of multiple sexual assaults against numerous women can look us all in the face and try to convince us that he, is in fact, some sort of victim. Russell Brand can go fuck himself.

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A Reform MP and his journalist wife were temporarily inconvenienced on their honeymoon flight to New York. Naturally, this requires a national conversation about the appalling suffering of the privileged classes. Fetch the world’s tiniest violin. 🎻

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I think you meant to write: “STOP THE YACHTS: Monaco faces invasion of British economic migrants arriving in search of better financial prospects.” Isn’t that so much more consistent with how we usually discuss economic migration?

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Next Tuesday, America goes to the polls. With Trumplethinskin's relationship with Russia under scrutiny, the midterms carry enormous international significance. But could Trump's excesses also expose the system that enabled him? @claireaj.bsky.social considers the possibility.

The US Midterms: The Better Angels and the Worst of Men

As Trump and Putin test the limits of democratic resilience, Claire Jones examines humanity's recurring flirtation with fascism as well as our capacity to reject it.

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I posted a Truth Social screenshot from Trumplethinskin this morning where he was already stating that the Republicans would sweep the midterm elections next week. On double checking, I realised it was a fake. It has now been deleted, and my apologies for that! I will be more careful in future. 🐻

Fantastic news! I can’t wait to measure my garden in roods, buy potatoes by the peck and calculate my commute in furlongs. All so people who’ve not used imperial in 40 years can get a patriotic erection before realising they haven’t a fucking clue what a scruple is.

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To be fair, I’d probably need at least 18 baths a day to wash away the shame of joining Reform UK, too. Although I suspect that particular stain might be permanent.

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In the past 10 years we’ve only stayed in an Airbnb about three times - it was after the third time when we were not only charged a £40 cleaning fee for a one night stay, but then also expected to wash the floors, at which point I said “fuck this for a game of soldiers.” Still not using them.

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I’m sorry, but how many strippers are working in rural Devon for this to be a statistically meaningful comparison? And why do I now desperately want to meet the woman single-handedly sustaining the exotic dancing economy of South Molton? What an insanely weird post. Absolutely sending me this is.

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A charity special featuring the PM raising money to fight cancer, and the Tories and Reform have decided the real victims are Nigel Farage and Kemi Badenoch. There genuinely isn’t a single fucking occasion these people can’t turn into a grievance about themselves. Not even cancer research. FFS.

Politics UK@politicsuk.com · 2w ago

🚨 NEW: Reform and the Tories have called for Channel 4 to invite Nigel Farage and Kemi Badenoch to Gogglebox after Andy Burnham was confirmed to appear tomorrow night Tory Source: “It’s Channel 4’s job to ensure political balance”