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Antifa narco-terrorist Team Grok Stairs are my nemesis
Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.
Jane says all the dessert components tasted the same ... of lipstick, no doubt. #MKR
He's made a coconut ring hole on Deanne's plate to let her know he likes anal #MKR
It is hard to see how anyone could make her look like an idiot when she's doing such a good job of it herself #MKR
OK... I'm calling it now. Jane and Shane are plants. A ludicrously pompous couple of total melts acting to be the team everyone at home hates. #MKR
Maybe they aren't frying because you had them soaking in water #MKR
Jane and Shane are utter fucking wankers. There will be no further discussion on the matter. #MKR
The phrase "face like a bulldog chewing a wasp" springs to mind #MKR
I've never been to a restaurant that had sausage rolls on the menu. It's definitely a cafe food #MKR
Making kimchi the morning you want to eat it is naw how you make porridge #MKR
Everytime one of these Death Muppets says "gastro pub"... DRINK #MKR
Jane and Shane are that rarest of beasts. A couple where both partners are punching above their weight. #MKR
Plot twist. The Fairford "terrorism" event was a security exercise and the Plod rumbled them by accident.
The face you make when you're shopping and your wife says you can't buy a six pack
An orange potter wasp (Delta bicinctum) floating on the surface tension of the water at Picnic Dam, Gluepot Reserve.
Have photo taken with Pope. Make gang signs.
Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 2d agoThe Pope can’t resist his pizza.
The energy at a masturbation conference must be wild. It's all vibes.
Anyone else reckon Jane pegs Shane mercilessly with an unlubed strap-on? Just me? #MKR