Me and my buddy fighting our way out of the Porsche dealership after drinking too much free Nespresso

Yeah man, thanks

game devs all around the world: if you bind my middle mouse button to something and I can't unbind it, ten thousand dollars to my bank account NOW.

We eventually got the game working (with the mod, don't worry)

after I recovered from the shock that I lived I check my phone and see the post has like 3k replies all "NO NO NO" "Please be okay" and i was like fuuuuuckkkkk so i post "I'm ? okay ?" then everyone got mad at me and left me LMAMFAHKDLSHGSD

dreamed my train derailed in a mountain range and flew off a cliff into a long, long plummet. had enough time to make a post "train derailed. I love you all" for it to send when I got signal before it crashed.. but the train stopped a foot above ground and gently plopped down

fishing guy bad ending

do not the nose

Glad to see some reporting on this. When I first posted on July 17 about these incidents where an airline worker is asked or tricked into helping ICE, person who told me was too afraid of being identifiable for me to report it out. Bottom line: If you are not a citizen, do not use US air travel rn.

JJ in DC@jjindc.bsky.social · 2d ago

“I know this is going to sound extremely radical, or crazy,” she recounted telling the woman, “but ICE is there at the gate, and they're looking for you."

hei hoi

Pave Paradise, and put up Car Parks soon!! 🚨 Car Park Capital launches into Early Access on October 9! store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/... Watch the brand new trailer, share it with friends, and wishlist! Big thank you for all the support over the years! 🙏

I am currently OPEN for commissions! Money's been pretty tight lately, so I would really appreciate work. Look here for info: risque.ris.horse/comms

All creators: please go back and update your refund policies. Because of this blunder, //all of your products have been updated to 7-day refund// My products will remain unlisted but now I have to go back through everything to ensure if someone has a direct link, they can't pull a refund maneuver.

🦎@kudalyn.bsky.social · 2d ago

lol you know they 100% had an AI update their TOS, they JUST immediately rolled it back.

Attention creators: Gumroad now requires all digital products to be refundable within 7 days of buying it, regardless of your settings. Now anyone can simply grab something and immediately refund it. Ugh

consider this

Lasagna

Onward my steed … those key items aren’t going to get irretrievably lost down a ravine by themselves

here with you

2000 followers!!!!!!! I am very truly grateful. Thank you all for encouraging me - it means a lot. here's to the future, making many more funny pictures for everyone to enjoy.

Baby rails with shoes 🪶

EXCLUSIVE: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. @evystadium.bsky.social has more. Investigation by @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social here: www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...

Recently learned about this scene from a British Anti-Bullying PSA. Idk why my British moots were hiding this from me bc this is peak reaction gif material.

Ur Willy is Rubbish

Alt: Animated school boy is running fast down the street. He pulls out his phone and he receives a text from his bully that says "ur willy is rubbish". The boy looks up and sees the spirit of his bully grimace behind him as he continues to run.

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I'm gonna sound like an old man, but you know what I miss? BIG old computer desks with loads of drawers and cupboards.