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✧ 2004 ✧ pansexual, polyam & partnered ✧ your favourite alien seraph ꙮ ✧ agender ✧ GA ✧ Senior Sociology Major, PoliSci Minor, CyberSec Cert @CSU ✧

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JinoTheStray@jino.dog · 2y ago

*Hides a d20 in foreskin* *Looks at 57 ass pics in 3 seconds* *Gets erect fast enough to shoot the die across the room* "Heh, natural 20. Nothin personnel, DM" This is the sort of thing that would normally stay in drafts but those don't exist anymore so

TINY at AC@tinydragon.art · 2y ago

Has this ever happened to you? You're at a con, having a good time, you're three drinks in and you're approaching that terminal point between drunk and wasted! Have you tried... water? A miracle hangover preventative, water comes with virtually no side effects! Here's how to order! #TinynReese

To order water text, "Hydrate me daddy." to [number redacted] and we'll be sure to charge your credit card for no less than three easy payments of $19.95! Water should be taken orally daily in an amount of about 13 cups (3.07 Liters)! Warning: Do not try to drink the daily recommended amount of water all at once! Known cases of water toxicity have occurred. For maximum effectiveness, you should sip on water throughout your day. Water is not an adequate substitute for lube. If you think it is, no amount of water will save you. Side effects of water might include, peeing more but we know you're into that, you little stinkperson!
Catbus@catbus.phd · 2y ago

it's cool how longevity research is just "how can billionaires be Immortal' and has nothing to do with expanding healthcare so more people live longer