Russ Swan

@russs.bsky.social

Recovering journalist, universe/UK/Notts. Geek, nerd, dweeb. Fixer. Author of popular science book. Columnist @ Lab News. Motorcycles. Spaniels. Science. Engineering. Screaming into the void

Today's pointless AI invention is this smart birdfeeder (that might actually be a surveillance cam), which removes the joy of learning about your avian visitors by identifying them for you, for only 220 of your English pounds. Yeah, fuck off.

A house-shaped lime green bird feeder with two repositories for bird seed either side of a central camera. In front is a landing tray and on the roof solar panels. I've redacted the company name and logo because I'm not in the business of promoting this kind of pointless crap (and I'm certainly not getting paid). I wonder if the whole expensive device will be bricked when the company inevitably goes tits-up (blue tits, great tits, coal tits, crested tits, whatever - tits being small songbirds that are hilariously called titmice in the land of the free because some arsehole in Pennsylvania might be offended by the similarity to the name of popular body part).

Seems the #BBC has a new dumbing-down policy. Wednesday's celestial event is now a 'sun eclipse', not solar. This follows railway stations becoming train stations. Bah.

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Map of the UK with likelihood of clear skies on Wednesday 12 August, 6-8pm.

Northern Ireland and Scotland = low to moderate.
Northern England and North Wales = Good
Southern England and South Wales = Excellent.

To the 35th anniversary event at Triumph's Hinckley factory. I inadvertently registered my 32 year old Trident Sprint for the exhibition. Did not win any prizes.

The nose fairing of my motorcycle, with the exhibitor sticker on the windscreen and the Triumph logo prominent on gold on the green plastics.

Gunther von Hagens has died. I went to his Body Works exhibition in London around 2000 or 2001. Human cadavers reduced to constituent structures. Fascinating, and surprisingly not very macabre. Can't help wondering what he had in mind for his own corpse.

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My hot take on The Odyssey: very loud, unnecessarily violent, glad I watched Dan Snow's primer on TV beforehand or the 'plot' would have been incoherent. Also, the dog was a spaniel as a puppy but a sort of terrier at the end. Altogether epic, happy to have seen it, won't buy the t-shirt. #Odyssey

BBC website doing its usual breathless live reporting of the wildfires threatening Bordeaux. Top headline as of now? "British tourists could lose thousands from aborted Gironde holiday". Never mind the French people losing their homes and businesses, let's check on our holidaymakers. Fuck sake.