Chris ❤️🔥🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 🏴
@brutumfulmen.bsky.social
🌮 West Texan. Redneck Disney Princess. Dallasite. Data guy. Byzantine& Late Antique History. I’m the Golden Retriever boyfriend. He/Him “The Gospel takes away forever our right to discriminate between the deserving and the undeserving poor.” —Dorothy Day
You know what one of the worst parts of being me is? I’m lying here and I’m about to get up and I hear the cracking and creaking of my skeleton before I even get up. Lemme DO IT before I suffer, wouldya? 😭
Me to my Aunt who’s here visiting: “I’m getting ready to go to church” She: “well would you let me drive you?” Me: “you wanna come to church with me?” She: “let’s not push it.” 🤣 I love my Auntie so much. 🥹♥️
Come out come out wherever you are! Or don’t, if you’re not ready. But today is National Coming Out Day, and you have a right to know that you are safe with me. I never quite had that as I was coming out? So I want you to know that you have a friend.
He says this every time I ask him to open a jar for me and (I have no idea why but) it always makes me want to take his pants off. Maybe because he’s always pure of heart? True in fact and being— but I dunno. I think it’s mostly because I adore him and he’s a huge-ass nerd. 🥰
Jason@jxsxpx.bsky.social · 13h agoI woke up to this on my shuffle and the rest of the album is now my soundtrack going to church. It remains my best Bandcamp purchase to date (I am so sorry @inthesedeserts.bsky.social, I do not regret my purchase) youtu.be/hXFZsXRWP0w?...
Tetris Theme / Korobeiniki - Trifantasy
YouTube video by Trifantasy Trio
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Baby Elvira having a full face beat, the iconic wig, and black dress is one of the funniest gags in the history of cinema.
He keeps trying to sell himself to me, and I’m already like “I will absolutely mortgage a kidney.” 🥹♥️🥰
Jason@jxsxpx.bsky.social · 14h ago“He grew up watching Elvira and Pee-wee” explains so much about me, honestly
48 hours back in Dallas and she’s back on her bougie nonsense— found this flavored Perrier that’s REALLY good! Just enough of the right kind of orange flavor to be delicious. Your LaCroix could never. 😒
What’s the German word for “an opinion in need of a punch?”
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 16h agoIn @nytopinion.nytimes.com Is life so much worse now than when boomers came of age? Or, Dan Kadlec asks in a guest essay, “is every generation just convinced that it drew the short straw while editing out the parts where fortune delivered?”
Not hearing much from the Sound of Freedom crowd about this child trafficking operation, are we
JJ in DC@jjindc.bsky.social · 21h ago🧊✈️ SEATTLE: A girl in chains boards an ICE-chartered GlobalX airplane (tail: N630VA) at Boeing Field, to be transported south to Arizona 👀
I would absolutely watch that scene on repeat.
Professor BearJew@thebearjew79.bsky.social · yesterdayClear your throat. Lubricate. Now read that bitch
We don’t have to continue doing business as usual. We can also have better. And it’s time.
Mary@mfbrodie.bsky.social · yesterdayFellow Texans - our property taxes increased 85% under Greg Abbott. 85%! Sure, we don't have income tax, so you have to get money from somewhere. But we have a $27B surplus. That's our money! @ginafortexas.bsky.social wants to make Texas affordable again and stop increasing property tax.
Alguno bueno tenía que haber. Menos mal, un venezolano con más de dos neuronas.
Me: I'm an inpatient man Them: lol you mean impatient Me:
This should be standard for any Trump footage ever.
Oh your gods, it's Dart! (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈@phundart.bsky.social · 24h agoHear me out, CC for Trustworthiness Impaired
This is absolutely what it’s like reading Plato in Greek!!
This should have happened from the word go— he is a CONSUMMATE liar, and has been since he was able to speak at all.
Jennifer Shin - WTAF@jennifershin.bsky.social · yesterdayThey should all be doing this because they know that he's a prolific liar and a con man with absolute bad intentions toward this country. If they don't, then they're complicit.
They do things differently on the Gulf Coast… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Professor BearJew@thebearjew79.bsky.social · yesterday
My mom loves to tell the story about when she was in high school, her best friend’s mother thought that this song was “Meena-monna moo mao.” It has been a source of mirth to us since I can recall. 😄 youtu.be/XboE3_7KZ3Y?...
Sir Douglas Quintet - She's About A Mover
YouTube video by King Vidiot
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Earnest Painter@ratherearnest.com · yesterdayName a song lyric you've misheard. You do the walk You do the walk on by You do the walk on by
🙌🏼Paging... Erling Haaland. Where ya at, young man? 🙌🏼Someone find him for me, please. I need to send a quick message to the Nobel Prize Committee; they'll accept from him. This is a very important business request.😋 *Chuckles* -Black. -S. Africa. -ICC Judge. -WOMAN. His ass is burin' for eternity😏
Big deal, lid dispenser. So did Karl Rove and James Carville, that’s how we all ended up in this hellscape.
feral streep@feralstreeep.bsky.social · 2d ago
Obviously I haven’t been keeping up with stuff on the Nazi site like I used to, but this is UPROARIOUSLY funny.
This is the most 1960 object to have ever existed. And I mean that in a good way.
Retro Computers@retrocomps.bsky.social · 2d agoThe Sharp Tranket transistor radio (1960)
