we drinkin diabetes

shit is weird dude

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 7h ago

“And please, when I fail, will you tell me? You have the absolute right to cuss me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more.” … “With all my heart, Natalie”

ok

(threateningly): the boys are back in town

the moroccan hash slinging slasher

spreadsheets? how about you spread deez

i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooong sandwich

Trump Take Eyeball

Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · 10h ago

Nearly 40,000 bottles of eyedrops have been recalled over potential contamination that could be "harmful to vision."

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what the fuck are you guys talking about. seriously

please, this is too much gender for one post. two posts? i might allow it

every day i have 4000000 bombs dropped on me. i am eviscerated by wild dogs. i get put in one of those things that makes cars into cubes. and no one cares.

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i don't even know what a spreadsheet is and i refuse to learn

saw a license plate that just read PIZZA. beautiful

oh the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the silver spoon, when you coming home son the silver spoon, and we'll get the silver spoon son, you know we'll have a silver spoon

Beautiful video. Good morning

Fun@funkelly.bsky.social · yesterday

the good news is that, for at least the foreseeable future, these humanoid robots can be easily defeated by utilizing any number of foiling tactics demonstrated in your run-of-the-mill looney tunes cartoon.

🐷 - im pig detective

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jesse plemmons is so good in bugonia man

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did u guys realize there's a Bigfoot emoji

im fully invested in this. i have liquidated the portfolio and put all my assets into Shen Comix's The Boy From Venus. im locked in

Shen Comix@shenanigansen.bsky.social · yesterday

Continued, The Boy From Venus #5!

i ate a taco and i’m watching Bob’s Burgers my life is a movie fr

i sell rhymes like dimes

Is it the non-consensual pornography or the psychosis that's the selling point for you?

do you guys think Grimace (from mcdonalds) is an ass man or a titman