Daniel Goldhorn
@danielgoldhorn.bsky.social
Movie gote. Author of "Renderville" and "Seven Weeks to Armageddon". Leading Doogal Scholar. https://www.youtube.com/@DanielGoldhorn
I can't wait for the Star Wars 12 BMW ad tie-in, where Darth Jar Jar will attempt to crash your car every fifteen seconds unless you pay a $19.99 weekly subscription
Spider-Man: Brand New Day Ads Take Over Car Dashboards Despite BMW Promising It Would Never Do That:
The fact we went from "pandemic declared" to "vaccine rollout" in only a year should be held up as a modern miracle. Instead Fauci is dragged before a politically-motivated attack squad to be publicly flogged. This is what four decades of public service gets you in America.
how i feel when a mutual follows another mutual that they found through me
Really clever in Hadestown the way they put the story in a more modern setting, but not completely. The imagery of Hades as this industrial baron adds this new dimension that we can connect to from a modern perspective, while not stripping the myth of its fantastical qualities.
So THAT'S why everyone's been raving about Hadestown, I get it now
To quote Cosmonaut Marcus, "Let me propose a radical thought: society has moved beyond the need for Avatar: The Last Airbender"
citing chatgpt for a character design and eren yeager is a choice???
"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!" "They've got nobody in the Odyssey?" "No I'm saying they don't got nobody." "Nobody's there?" "Nobody's not there!" "So everyone's there?" "Everybody but nobody!"
(VGen Commission) Verosika Negotiates Outside Primm Commissioned by @danielgoldhorn.bsky.social as an image for his Hellaverse fanfic "Seven Weeks to Armageddon" which you can read here archiveofourown.org/works/646283... #VGenComm #VerosikaMayday #HelluvaBoss #Vivziepop #DigitalArt #MyArt #FanArt
Ain't this the sign of our times? The famous Reflecting Pool covered in grime and filth. Credit to Rahmat Gul with AP for this photo
Sometimes it's crazy to think about how much our view of the world has changed in such a short time. A hundred years ago, we didn't know what killed the dinosaurs, or that DNA existed, or what Mars looked like up close. It's exciting to think what we'll learn next.
No frame I've seen of the Moana remake looks like it comes from a real movie
This fills me with dread and unease in a primal way that I can’t put into words
surreal. like an f zero level
I routinely see kids products that come in the 2 options "Dinosaur" or "Unicorn"- which apart from the obvious, annoys me because one gets science and one gets mythology. This could easily be fixed by swapping dinosaurs with dragons, or, hear me out, aggressively marketing Cambrian sea life to girls
Yeah I had a lot to say about The Amaziing Digital Circus. Mostly positive things! Though there are a few minor quibbles here and there...
The Amazing Digital Circus is (Mostly) Not Frustrating
YouTube video by Daniel Goldhorn
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