Jam Walker

@jamwa.bsky.social

Awards-nominated freelance writer (ScreenHub, Kotaku Aus, Stevivor, PowerUp!, Byteside, Player 2, CheckPoint, SUPERJUMP, Qualbert, NG+, LT3, JPG). Highly opinionated on games, miniatures, & wrasslin'. They/Them. https://muckrack.com/jam-walker

It's kind of surreal to revisit these live-action, reality show-inspired Animal Crossing commercials from the GameCube era and think about how game marketing has changed in... *checks watch* 25 years 📺️

One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy.

Crushed@silenttakedown.bsky.social · 3d ago

yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore

a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes

This month’s lineup of games is frankly unhinged so just a lil reminder that, if you want to write about any of them for GameSpot, my email is jessica@gamespot.com ✨ Also a reminder that I handle criticism and option pieces, not reviews, so please bear that in mind!